Nestas Stale Biscuit > Recent Status Updates

Hahahahaha! Dianna having to be told “Your face” when she’s pissed off is so real 😂

Oh Cameron, I missed your humour 😂😂

Samkiel and Dianna are back 🥰 I feel whole again 🥰🥰

Ew, this prick trying to give up Dianna. Kill him.

Unir, Sir. I don’t like the contents of your letter.

🖕🏻

“I’m saying yes, Icarus.”

Yeah, well I’m saying HELL YES ☺️🙃🙂😍🥰

I agree with Ares. What the fuck is Circe doing? I’m about ready to get a boat and sail out to drag this bitch in by her hair myself! Get your shot together girl, you’re pissing me off. Lazy ass hoe.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BOOK

Poseidon..my heart ❤️😭 A sub? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Half a book and a plate of pasta. That’s what’s it took for me to completely forgive The Minotaur 😭

I will say no more, and hear no more Minotaur slander henceforth!

I’m finding it very hard to be interested in these two characters. The Minotaur is an idiot and Ariadne is boring.

Ugh, I hate the way she ends these books!

Minthe threatening to drag Eurydice back to Hades and Charon by the hair is much funnier than it should be 🤣

Holy body paint Batman. Rhysand and Feyre who?

“Crawl, Orpheus. It’s what god dogs do”

I am going to actually piss myself in this bed 🤣🤣

They’re making Orpheus clean the floor. I’m CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She called him selfish and I just got more joy out of that than I have all year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If you’re not going to set him free, then exorcise him”

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES Charon!

Jesus Christ Eurydice, don’t you dare fuck this up for me and Charon!

I’m am not sorry at all, Orpheus deserves this 🤣🤣🤣

Kinda hoping Orpheus stumbles across Eurydice and Charon. He deserves that.

Here comes Orpheus’s redemption arc…it’ll have to be fucking amazing because I don’t forgive men who treat women like shit.

And I’m out.

This is straight up sexual assault. Not dub con.
I don’t like it at all.

And “little mouse” makes me gag.

I don’t like Tobias at all. He definitely listens to Andrew Tate 🤮

I have second hand embarrassment for Ryth. Tobias is just a creepy cunt though.

Mums a bit shifty.

Magic pussy and a full moon.

Take me back to 1940’s so I can have a lobotomy. I don’t want to know I read this.

“I was a good boy”

Stop this planet and make the author get off it. NOW.

“We smiled at each other”

BITCH WHAT?

Fuck all the way off. NO YOU DIDN’T.

This writing is so contrary it’s giving me haemorrhoids from the constant strain.