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Nestas Stale Biscuit is 86% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

How good is Xander? Honestly, I love everything about his evil plan!

— Nov 23, 2025 02:11AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 84% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Awww Xander 🥺 As if I didn’t love you enough from the last book you go and claim Jiya as one of us 🥰

— Nov 23, 2025 02:00AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 80% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

WHAT THE FUCK? Arrested!? Get the bag Calloway!

— Nov 23, 2025 01:07AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 74% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Dammit Calloway, you better be listening to Thorne! I (and Jiya I guess) need you out of jail.

— Nov 23, 2025 12:31AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 73% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

“You can come out now. If you’re done ruining my library.”
“Oh, and Calloway? Next time, try not to defile the first editions”

I would LEAVE THE PLANET in humiliation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Nov 23, 2025 12:24AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 70% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Not 100% sure I could use those bowling balls 🤣

— Nov 23, 2025 12:05AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 67% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Xander is the 3rd person specialising in inappropriate timing by my count 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 11:52PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 64% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Never going to look at fruit advertisements the same again tbh

— Nov 22, 2025 11:34PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 60% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

That was lot easier for Jiya than it was for Oakley!

— Nov 22, 2025 10:43PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 58% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Fuuuuck! Why is there always someone there?! Can they get no peace? Can *I* get no peace? 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 10:31PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 57% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Their banter while disposing of body parts down the industrial sink is so funny it’s making me question my morals 🤣🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 10:24PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is starting Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

“Territorial”
“Big teeth”
“Slappy tails”

I’m fucking howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 09:53PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 49% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

“Jesus Christ on a contaminated gurney!”

I’m so glad Lazlo isn’t over reacting 🤣🤣🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 09:45PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 47% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Omg Lazlo 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 09:38PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 46% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Please be Xander, please be Xander, please be Xander…

— Nov 22, 2025 09:35PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 35% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Calloway STOP IT! You’re hurting my heart 😭😭 I want to give him a hug 🥺

— Nov 22, 2025 07:56PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 33% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

I KNEW those lumps were a Jacob’s ladder before he said it.

I need Jesus

— Nov 22, 2025 07:47PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 30% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

10 bucks says he switched the drinks! My man is too smart not to!

— Nov 22, 2025 07:34PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 26% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Oh God…he was a victim 😭😭

— Nov 22, 2025 07:20PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 25% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Oh Lazlo, how I missed you 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 07:05PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 24% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

I thought your joke was hilarious Lazlo! 🤣🤣 They’re just boring.

— Nov 22, 2025 03:23PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 13% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

Well…the glaze was glazing 🤣 Bet you don’t eat anything out of a stranger fridge again Jiya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 02:32PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 5% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

“Give me dead but meaningful”

I just snorted into my coffee 🤣🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 01:47PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 4% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

1st page of chapter 2 and I remember exactly why I love Calloway and this author 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 01:44PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 2% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

She just said Calloway’s name and I’m grinning like I have been offered a seat on the Duke of Tyrrendor’s chair.

— Nov 22, 2025 04:03AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 2% done with Knife To Meet You: A Dark Romantic Comedy (The Hemlock Society Book 2)

When the trigger warning page excites you, you know it’s going to be a good read 🤣

— Nov 22, 2025 03:57AM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 99% done with Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy, #2)

WHAT THE FUCK?????????

HIS FATHER!!!!!!!

This cliffhanger just kicked me off the cliff and laughed 😭

— Nov 21, 2025 03:02PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 97% done with Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy, #2)

Used Khydan’s name twice and we’re straight onto Khy 🤣

— Nov 21, 2025 02:40PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 97% done with Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy, #2)

The entirety of Ch51 - I hate dragons 🤣🤣

— Nov 21, 2025 02:38PM Add a comment

Nestas Stale Biscuit is 93% done with Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy, #2)

Oh no! Little Onyx 😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Nov 21, 2025 02:13PM Add a comment

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