Nestas Stale Biscuit > Recent Status Updates

Hey! Wtf was that ending? I expected a BIG moment 😭

“This is real, yes?”

“It’s real”

I’ll take my AWWWW with a side of cheese 🥲

I’m living my best cottage life, in case anyone was wondering.

Oooh a hot tub. I love a hot tub!

Three cheers for Scott Hunter!!!

“I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do about it”

I mean, personally, for my own benefit, you should tell him immediately.

Uh, hello? I’m all for this Skype call!

Also, how old is this book? Because Skype? 🤣🤣 We FaceTime now Boomer 🥲

Ilya is supposed to be the jerk, but I think it’s Shane tbh

Um, I’m sure you’re lovely and all Rose, but fuck off.

Fucking dammit Shane! You not only ruined yours and Ilyas night by leaving, you ruined mine too. Little asswipe.

Sweetheart? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

‘Ilya couldn’t resist a bad idea.’

Same, my friend, same. But it’s fun isn’t it? 🤣

“Is there a ghost out there?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Ilya’s smart mouth 🥲

SEVEN years ago?! Damn boys. That’s a loooong time to keep a secret.

Hahaha I am thoroughly enjoying the talk of special edition covers and *needing* them despite having other editions 🤣

YAY! Broken finger! *claps*

Brooks should team up with Nika and kill Vincent. This series could use a good old fashioned murder!

“Will you stop groping our tits!” said by a panicked man, might be the funniest thing I’ve read this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would get along with Celeste. I want to visit the Johnson Christmas Ranch so bad 🤣

Sunday is my absolute favourite! A slap in face and telling her to “Suck my dick, you cunt!” 🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻 YEAH GIRL

Oooh a cabin. I love a cabin.

Atlas and Lauren are better than Fox and Janie.

There, I said it.

I’m proud of Atlas. That asshole deserved that beating. I hope he’s dead to be honest.

Why does he call her Torch? It’s doing my head in!

Is Stevie going to end up in the shop as a piercer?

Hahaha she says lady balls like me!

Damn. Poor Janie.

I hate Liza already

Urgh…this is a bad idea.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just lost my shit at Calloway asking her to be his mate like in her werewolf books 🤣🤣
Oh God 🤣🤣🤣 Legit funniest thing I’ve read all year!!