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Why does this MC think of herself by her full name this much??? this is close 3rd person POV. Make it make sense.

There's flowery writing and then there's,,,, whatever the hell this is

Besties, i'm struggling.

the number of paragraphs i've had to reread because i can't parse a fucken word that's written

I think I prefer Hibbert's adult novels, but this is pretty cute, I've gotta say. I fucken love it when the male lead simps for the girl.

I legit went from watching Ramayana every year as a child, to not remembering DIDDLY SQUAT of the myth as an adult.

Okay they reminded me, nevermind.

wait. Why is Mercy mad at Stefan 😭😭😭😭 my sieve brain doesn't remember diddly squat.

Like genuinely who the fuck is Larry??? I don't remember a Larry 😭😭😭

I uhhhh probably should have reread the previous book because I remember JACKSHIT.

Me: Hmm why am I hyperventilating?

A tiny voice in my head, much smarter than me: Because you also had an ex exactly like this and this is triggering you, dipshit.

Me: Ah, yes. Thank you friend.

The new year has JUST started and I'm already at that level of busy where I can only read a teeny tiny bit every night before bed. WHY.

I KNEW this broody-ass motherfucker was a fuck boi.

Welp. It's been 4 months and I still cannot muster the willpower to pick this up again. I think it's time to call it.

"they unscrew my beefy truths" djskdksk fuck off 😂😂😂

No, genuinely, what the fuck is going on

Somebody please tell this author that it's okay to write a normal sentence once in a while

We're straying into Nothing But Blackened Teeth territory with the writing here, folks.

This is a slow, very intense, very layered horror. And I'm both incredibly fascinated and deeply unsettled at the same time.

This book is visceral, goddamn.

Everytime August pulls focus away from the discussion to talk about his crush on Ona, I want to stab a needle into my eye

I,,,, genuinely don't know how i feel about this book tbh

<spoiler> This asshole sold his wife to the devil for the chance to star in a play that wasn't even good. The audacity. </spoiler>

I know we're supposed to hate the Castavets the most, but let's be honest here; Guy's the biggest villain of them all.