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A hair brush?

“-then out of nowhere, wham! Christian Grey appears and starts snapping his leather riding crop and barking commands.” Oh I’m dying 🤣

Alexa, play ‘Hey Daddy’ by Usher.

Not the twilight reference 😂😭

Absolutely fuckin not

I hate it

Okay that was just mean.

I love Angelo. Can he be the main guy?

There shall be no forgiveness when one is mean to the precious doggo.

If she hurts him for even a single page, I’m quitting. I don’t give two shits how good the book is. That man is just too much of a precious puppy and I will not accept a 3rd act break up of any kind.

“You’re going to be the death of me Madeline. Please be gentle when you kill me.” My heart.

The nicknames they have for each other are atrocious but I’m having a great time 😂

“on the brink of joining OnlyFans.”
“and every day I’m closer to selling pictures of my feet on the internet.”
Same.

Did I skip a book? Yes I did. Everyone I know is reading this right now and I had a serious case of FOMO

“You meant the rope.”
“I meant the rope.”
I’ve been laughing about this for the last 20 minutes.

I’ve just discovered the best line in a book ever.

“Cookies shouldn’t go in the trash. Only men.”

“Because he might have a good-looking ass, but he is a good-looking ass. And we don’t ogle assholes.
Human assholes.
People who are assholes.”
I’m dying 🤣😭

SJ Tilly writes a book, I read it. No one talk to me, copy just came in the mail today.

I think I’m gonna dnf for now. I want to finish it just because I hate dnfing books but this is just…. Not it for me

One controlling douche to another. Not really seeing the pros to equal out the cons here.

“Oh, princess, don’t be like that.” I hate it. You don’t get to decide how she reacts to things mf.

Excuse the fuck out of me???? The way I just whipped out a tape measure. Ain’t no way 11 inches can be fun. Also why does he know the specific length? Did he literally measure it? Ow is the first word that comes to mind.

Currently undecided on if this is the good kind of trash or the trashy kind of trash.

Yeah we don’t stand cheating, but a lil bit a murder is okay. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (only in books)

“No one gags my wife but me.” Lmfaoooo

Lucy is a literal piece of shit. No matter what Charlie does to fucking save her life she makes it ten times worse for her. And yet Lucy has the audacity to complain. I would’ve just let her go to jail by now.

Honestly Lucy needs to fix her fucking attitude.