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Oh my… 🫣 well this is new

She masturbated… on a horse back. In a saddle. With the saddle. But on a horse. I was having a great time until now. :(

11%. 47 pages in and they’re already screwing. What a smutty little pallet cleanser.

You cant go naming a set of manly lovers as RICK and CARL. All I can think of is the walking dead. I’m literally hearing Rick Grimes’ voice in my head.

Help one’s named CARL. I’m not used to regular names anymore man🤣

I’m questioning my own sanity at this point. I can’t find any dark romance books that sound good so I’m trying to read the weirdest sounding books possible. Send help (or recs). 😂

“My friend with extreme social anxiety is talking to someone she doesn’t know, for me.” I love them. They’re all cushy little comfort characters.

He’s reading TO her. Her very own personal narrator. I love him.

He wants to read with her!! Why does that make me want to cry?

Can’t say I ever thought I’d be reading gargoyle smut but I also cant say I’m mad about it 😂

I fear I’ve ventured quite far into the world of odd but I can’t find it in me to give a single fuck. Im havin a grand old time. 😂

I love the club girls

The guys are pissing me off and I’m kinda hoping she ditches them all.

A man that buys an entire company just to speak to you. 😅 I love it here

Nobody talks about how exhausting it is to read a first person fantasy series when they have more challenges than happiness

I read to be happy. This is not making me happy.

I hate them all right now. She’s literally more badass than every single one of them and yet they keep being misogynistic assholes.

“I can learn to piss standing up too, fuckers.” I love her

“Go away.” being her only defense is hilarious.

Yeah I’m reading out of order again. Whatever, sue me 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m having the time of my life

Oh lord. Here comes the dramatics. And it’s fast. Not oh let me be sad and angry it’s just “let’s forget him” 😂

Maybe it’s just overused in this one. 😂 I’m havin fun though

I just found out I don’t like the nickname “babe” in books. 😂 ruins the magic

I have to keep reminding myself that this is definitely not a why choose 😂

Yeah nobody actually got to this point and WANTED to continue. Everyone’s lying when they said they loved this. I’d rather rip my hair out than continue.

They’re fucking other people. I don’t get why people like this.

Why would you use Italian names???

The reviews on this have to be fake man

It went from zero to -400 to 1000 all in the span of a couple pages. I hate it.