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there’s one thing I’ve learned in my twenty-three years alive, it’s this: women in pain give men confidence. It stirs up something instinctive, deep inside of them, that makes them believe they have the upper hand, even if every logical piece of evidence screams at them they do not. Confidence makes men sloppy. And sloppy men are easy targets.

This book has me licking and giggling all the way through!!! The boys and Avery had me howling!!

Especially grey I couldn’t cope 🤣 the spice was delicious 🤤 🥵🫰🏻 the fucking plot twist and that cliffhanger what the actual fuck was that cliffhanger!!!! I’m about to loose my will!!!!!

Why would you do that!!!! 😭😭

Damon got Avery to sign what!!!!!!!!! OMFG 🤯🫷🏼

“Maintenant tu es á moi aussi” 🫠🥺🫶🏼

OMFG stop 🥺🥺

My mom was always the the savior never the saved 😭😭😭😭😭

Can I please give Damon’s father a bullet 😡

When our maker was handing out cups of morality my father was last in life!!

Me - “Let’s be honest here I think a lot of men were last in line 🤣🤣😅

Grey and the cheese 🤣🤣🤣

My fallen Angel grey whispers, “ You fell right in to the devils arms”

If he wants to treat me like a dog then I’ll act like a bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUCKING GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kicking screaming throwing up!!!!!!

One day we’re going to burn this madhouse to the ground and the question will be whether or not we’ll leave you inside when it turns to ash!!

If looks could kill I’d be pretty much in a puddle of bloody pretty much the way I intended to go if I can’t be balls deep in Avery post nut when I die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grey!!! I really wanted to keep updates here but TT videos are kinda killing me wanting to scream how much a love grey from the rooftops!! The unhinged man that you are 🤣🤤🥵😅🧸

I’m going to kill them all
One by one 🔪

Swoon worthy Grey 🩶

Back to Lillidale I go 🎧🖤

Twists battles!!! And ya ok make me cry and rip open my heart!! That’s one way to get more stars 😭😭😭🤣🤭

Giorgio’s is snake!!!! You’re up to something

Obsessive vampires ohhh how I missed ye!

I don’t want to lose her I can’t even think about losing her without losing my ability to fucking breathe!

Let me keep her and I will do anything you want. Anything. Because Ophelia hart is ours, and we will not fucking lose her!

I’ve my 3 boys back…. Hoping this slump will f*ck off now 😅

You’re bleeding

Shhh it’s alright sweetheart

I got you 😭😭😭

“So what does this make us? Study buddies that bury bodies together?” I can’t fight my smile. That feels like a lifetime ago. “The day I bury a body with you, Alex, is the day I’ve lost my mind.” He flutters long, black lashes at me. “You lost your mind, angel?” “I lost it the day I got into your car.” 😭😭

"You do kind of sound all three."
His grin is so wide that it sucks his dimples in. I'm doomed. "And you sound Scottish when you're angry. It's like having Billy Connolly tell me not to steal his cookies."🍪

"Calm down, Twist. This one is a rental. I do like it, though. I might get one to keep at university. Would be nice to have somewhere to rail you that has working lightbulbs." He cocks his head at me. "Did I say that last bit out loud?"
"Can't tell, I was busy staring at your ass."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

His pocket square looks familiar

Omg that’s my underwear 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ohhhhh ffs 😭😭😭😭

We deserve each other.
Until midnight 🥹

Alex: Until midnight 100 years from now 😭

Why am I an emotional wreck 😭😭😭

Did you make it home ok? 😭😭😭

Cup of tea. All plans start with a cup of tea 🥹 I couldn’t agree more 🫶🏼

Kicking and giggling 🤭

Enjoy the bed
There are jelly babies in the left beside locker 🤣🤣

She woke up next to a body Vincenzo, what do you think she’s gonna do? Make a cup of tea 🤣

All right DiCaprio calm down 🤣🤣🤣