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“No, to a monster the norm must seem monstrous, since everyone is normal to himself… To a man born without conscience, a soul-stricken man must seem ridiculous. To a criminal, honesty is foolish. You must not forget that a monster is only a variation, and that to a monster the norm is monstrous.”

boy, your brother beat you black and blue, came looking for you with a hatchet, and you’re STILL entertaining his letters while you’re away in the army 😭

time to start this behemoth 🥵

This was dragging, but I’m finally locked in 🔐

oh, Demon 😭

………. she just spills her traumatic childhood memories out to him, and he offers to stay to “fool around” and then leave…..? 🤨 say sike

taking a break to do homework 😞

fighting for my life to dnf 😩

this Florence gal is supposed to be shady, right?

I’m getting too old for even college romances 😭 I need postdoc program romances atp. A waiting-in-line-at-SSA-to-replace-your-misplaced-social-security-card romance, if you will!

y’all were engaged for HOW long and can’t have an honest conversation about how you’re feeling? 😭 lord

sike! In the mood for another EH — let’s get this party started 😩

PETER AND PETRA DESERVE EACH OTHER

Miles and Daphne are both better people than me, because personally, this would not have become a funny story but instead my villain origin story

I can already tell this is going to be a 5 star read

I wish we could post pics here because my Kindle is SO CUTE and pink rn 💞😌

I would absolutely welcome the curse of vampirism just so I could go without sleep and have the benefit of centuries to get through my TBR

reaaaaaally debating dnf’ing this 😭

I don’t know what is going on with me but I’m in a funny little RH romance mood, and I cannot be stopped ✋🏻

okaaaaaaay - this little academia, reality-tv setting RH romance is hitting 😭