Danielle Iadevaio > Recent Status Updates

“oh, my bad. i didn’t realize you were with someone”

his eyes slice over to mine, busting me. again.

“i’m not. yet”

IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET

theo silva with a baby girl my ovaries are gearing up for war

geoff if i ever see u it’s on SIGHTTTTTTTT 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻

HE DIDN’T KNOW 😭😭😭😭

IM SICK IM SICK IM SICK !!!

theo i know ur concussed babe but we dont need to call jerry springer on this one THE BABY IS URS

theo don’t u dare “hi tink” her i’m mad at u

“thanks for letting me know”

ARE WE FOR REAL? wait i’m like not okay???? & why are we now skipping 18 months ahead????

MR THEO “ I WOULD HAVE PROPERLY FUCKED YOU IN THE BACK ROOM OF THAT GAS STATION IF YOU ASKED ME TO” SILVA

MR THEO “ONE NIGHT ONLY. WE NEVER TELL ANYONE. BUT I’LL PROBABLY BEG YOU FOR ANOTHER SHOT, EVENTUALLY” SILVA

MR THEO “I’M GONNA RUIN YOU TONIGHT” SILVA

MR THEO “I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW FUCKING PRETTY YOU LOOK WHEN YOU COME WITH MY NAME ON YOUR LIPS” SILVA

!!!!!!!!

“careful, that one’s got claws,” cade offers right as willa shoves a pointy elbow into his ribs

i grin. “that’s okay. i like having my back scratched.”

THEO MF SILVA U DIRTY DAWG

“i accept your apology. but i dislike you.”

“i can work with that for now”

oh theo silva you shameless flirt i know you’re exact type (i want him on me)

theo silva has a bully kink & i think we’d be perfect together

“because the very last thing I need in my life is someone who makes me feel like there’s not enough oxygen in my lungs when I’ve only just caught my breath”

oh girl, time to SADDLE UP

“Yeah, I saw you Sloane. I noticed you too. Didn’t know what made me look up there that day. Had no clue what it all meant.”

“What did it mean?”

“That when it comes to you, I’m powerless”

sobbing like a fucking baby 😭

harvey has me in TEARS MY BIG FUCKING SOFTY

“do you know what i don’t like?”
“what?”
“your last name, sunny. i really don’t like your last name”

& THEN HE PULLS OUT THE RING PLEASE I CANT SEE THROUGH MY TEARS

“I love you, Sloane Winthrop. I always have. I love you so damn hard. I don’t even know what to do with it. You’re my person. And I think I’m yours too.”

😭😭😭

this man bought her a brand new car for her bday y’all I’m sick

“where’s the ring? i want it back.”
“i lost it.” i laugh again and wonder what is wrong with me.

but it’s jasper who really gets the last laugh when he leans in against my ex‘s ear and says,

“i fucked that ring right off her finger”

I CAN’T HELP BUT HOWL AND CLAP IN THIS MOMENT

LISTEN TO HARVEY AND GO GET UR WOMAN

okay sloane let’s bsffr right now how can you act like jasper’s love for you isn’t obvious

ughhhhhhhhh this is lowkey my least favorite type of third act breakup tbh

robert winthrop needs a baseball bat to the fuckin cranium

jasper and sloane can i watch? (WHO SAID THAT?)

theo and winter cameo has me cackling

“call of your dog, eaton”
“woof!”

NOT HIM BARKING IN RESPONSE PLS

“It also feels good when I slide my hand down and take a big handful of her Levi’s-clad ass while winking over my shoulder at that red blinking light. Because I know Sterline Woodcock will check these tapes.”

this was hot in a way i don’t think y’all understand .

HE FELT LIKE HE DIDN’T NEED HIS HAT .

guys i don’t think we give the dilf that is harvey enough credit for how fucking funny he is

i need jasper gervais to come to life or else

i’ve never wanted to be a fictional fmc so bad in my fkn life

it’s like elsie silver went inside the recesses of my mind, found some of my dirtiest fantasies, and said here you go danielle and served it to me on a silver platter

and for that, i can’t help but thank her .