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okay wait i love how bailey clock’s beau’s BS and calls him out on it

post nightmare finger fcking? HOW DID WE GET HERE?

he had a nightmare…NAKED.

“i’ll start leaving the back door unlocked for when you decide you want to find out if i’m a prude or not”

BOW BOW BOW

beau finding and testing out the silliest nicknames for bailey has me laughing i fear

like i’d let him call me sugar tits

bailey: i’m horny as hell with no one i like enough to work that energy on

me: girl join the club

kinda pissed a sexy 35 yr old countryman hasn’t asked me to be fake engaged to him ??

bailey’s a bit unhinged but like im laughing

this fake engagement thing is genuinely kinda stupid but i’m like laughing

ok tbh slightly turned on by beau getting protective and breaking that guys wrist

he asked her what nights she works alone and started showing up on those nights to drink tea so she won’t be alone

ok fine i’m charmed .

rating this higher than i previously would have all because he ~used his thumb~ and that’s MY kind of man .

“but that’s okay, because i’ll show you how that feels tonight”

theo silva i’m fond of you in a way that leaves me feeling like a rabid dog

*rob’s name pops up on the page, at any point”

me: BOOOOO THIS GUY STINKS 😤😤😤

“i told myself i wouldn’t look back. but when i hear winter’s voice, all thick and raspy, say, “te vivo, theo dale silva. kick some ass this weekend,” i fail miserably. haven’t been able to keep my eyes off that woman from day one, not sure who I was kidding thinking I’d be strong enough to start now.”

PLEASE I AM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET SO HARD I COULD POWER A FUCKING PLANE 😭😭😭

“it means…i *live* you. like i see you everywhere, you are in everything. our connection is more than physical.”

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“te vivo, winter hamilton”

😭

theo silva 🤝🏼 exhibitionist kink

& you know what? hell yeah

“new rule, you only train people who are less pretty than me.”

his eyes do a dramatic roll.

“that’s everyone, tink. you’ve ruined me. don’t you get it? i only see you you’ve got all my attention. every last bit of it.”

the way theo goes out for blood for winter … yeah and suddenly i’m pregnant

team i feel i need to be honest and say i’ve been more turned on by theo in his wholesome-loverboy-dad moments than his spicy moments and i don’t know what that says but i hope y’all will rock w me on this one

AT YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING -


(i’m into it)

“he said, ‘mom, i met her.’ and i said, ‘who?’”

loretta’s lips curve up, her eyes taking on a faraway look.

“he said, ‘the woman i’m going to marry one day.’”

“i asked him if she knew about this and he laughed and said, ‘not yet’”

PLEASE SOMEBODY TRANQUILIZE ME THIS BOOK IS DOING NUMBERS ON MY HEART 😭♥️

HE KEPT THE COASTER ALL THIS TIME !!! SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH

“because i want you, winter. and not just for one night”

somebody help i’m falling for another fictional man

okay him munching on her like that was cute and all but i can’t get past it being in a GYM

“i’m done being patient, tink. i’m coming for what i want. right now.”

theo silva are you free to hangout on friday because i’m free to hang out on friday and would like to hang out

“and when i go to bed that night, the hinges on my door don’t squeak at all”

no u guys don’t understand theo silva is man of the year

the way theo stands ten toes down for winter has me 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

THEO “WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONE WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD” SILVA


BOW BOW BOWWWWWWWW

“that’s a fascinating assessment, winter. but i’m not pretending a single fucking thing. because for a year and a half all i’ve had to do is *remember* you and me that night to be stuck walking around all day like this”

i cross a line


NOW ELSIE IMMA NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE’S REFERRING TO, FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES .