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“a warm bath was waiting. and an apple. i didn’t let myself think about who had likely arranged for them both.”

HE’S READING HER MIND I STG.

“are you angry, sparrow? use that rage. fucking. fight.”

*i hate you*
if he could read my mind, i wanted that at the front. *i hate you*

a slow grin stretched across his mouth.
“there’s my queen”

RAHHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

“thanks,” i deadpanned. “and i was certain i wouldn’t earn any compliments today.”

“praise is for the bedroom, cross. not the training ring.”

i’m gonna need to see an example of this praise we’re talking about. in grave detail.

“if you’re not going to send him here, i guess i’ll have to find his tent myself”

“feel free to wander into mine, princess.” he leaned in closer. “zavier likes to share”

I’M SLOWLY STARTIN TO BE SEDUCED BY HIM SOMEBODY’S GONNA NEED TO CHAIN ME TO A TREE

do y’all hear that? the sound of barking?

yeah that’s me because the guardian said
“maybe i’ll tell you. if you earn it”

(he’s talking about his name)

he gave her a sword w no questions asked when zavier was debating it .

& MADE HER HOLD IT TO HIS NECK .

i’m not gonna be normal about this i’m saying it now .

odessa really said don’t tell me wtf to do & i stand by that !!!

the prince is so mysterious and barely speaks but for some reason i am red as a tomato over him

i’m gonna need more details on the guardian ASAP

WHY DOESN’T THE PRINCE SPEAK

SJM’s writing has trained me to pay attention to small details & as i’m reading this i’m like

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

GOING TO THE CHAPEL AND WE’RE, GONNA GET MARRRIEDD

& then become a spy & maybe try to kill the hot sexy guardian - but no pressure !

girly is upset that she got chosen to be a hot prince’s wife? cmon now

UH GUYS ODESSA AINT SIGN UP FOR THIS WHAT’S GOIN AWN

“The Guardian” being a man described as the most vicious and deadly & potentially created by the god of death himself … yeah i’m licking my chops already

HE OWNS THE BAR.

beau had me runnin hot when he pulled out that shotgun
let me telll you my panties disappeared on the wind y’all

being on top AND finishing twice your first time?

that’s fiction for ya !

the EATon boys being eaters … like yeah it’s in the name babe !

he said S T R I P

SIR, YES SIR 🫡

“I’m done pretending to be head over heels in love with you because I’m legitimately head over heels in love with you. And acting like I’m not tears me up.”

see beau, listen to daddy jasper !

“i’m so fucking hung up on you, it’s not even funny”

“wherever you’re hanging from…i think i’m on the same hook”

oh…that was kinda…🫦🫦🫦🫦

why did we have to make beau’s feet be burned couldn’t we have picked a less weird part of his body & why did we need a scene of him & bailey rubbing lotion on them

when i picked up this book i definitely didn’t expect to read a scene where he shaves her pubes

willa stays being the best fmc
and summer is literally just an angel

i want to be friends w them

“why’s you kiss me with no one here to see it?”

“because i wanted to”

HEHEHEHEHHE

HE SEWED HER STUFFED HORSE BACK TOGETHER.

i think i deserve a steamy moment on a ferris wheel