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🕯️🕯️Pls save me out of my misery, Jane Austin🕯️🕯️

“Reader, I married him.”

This book is allergic to ANY kind of happiness bc wtf

“I would much rather he had knocked me down.”

I would rather knock HIM down

“we must be married.”

YOU MUST SUCK MY DICK

St John FUCK OFF

I will be honest mr Rochester was the one who gave this book all the drama and fun. Without him it is quite boring,

Oh Jane….

”He turned away; he threw himself on his face on the sofa. 
“Oh, Jane! my hope—my love—my life!” broke in anguish from his
lips. Then came a deep, strong sob.”


Ok cam down drama queen

”soothe him; save him; love him; tell him you love him and
will be his.  Who in the world cares for you? or who will be injured by what you do?”

”I care for myself.”



Damn

He’s gone mad so soo hard rn

”He stood between me and every thought of religion, as
an eclipse intervenes between man and the broad sun.”

They are happy and in love, what are the other big chunk of the book for huh?? What’s this?? Huh

“Little niggard!” said he, “refusing me a pecuniary
request!  Give me five pounds, Jane.”
“Not five shillings, sir; nor five pence.”
“Just let me look at the cash.”
“No, sir; you are not to be trusted.”
“Jane!”
“Sir?”
“Promise me one thing.”
“I’ll promise you anything, sir, that I think I am likely to
perform.”

They have an unmatched banter in this book fr fr

MR ROCHESTER WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
He is IDEED different from other men in classics
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Spoiler: he disguised himself as an old gypsy and made fun of all characters in the book

”Good-night, my—”  He
stopped, bit his lip, and abruptly left me.”

DAAAAAAMN

Oh I got it
Women at that times were fond of age gap romance?
Bc what do you mean she is 18 and he is 38….

“now I flatter myself I am hard
and tough as an India-rubber ball; pervious, though, through a
chink or two still, and with one sentient point in the middle of
the lump.”

Oooooh pick me man lol

“do you think me handsome?”

“No, sir.”

Mr. Rochester is kinda….
Oop am I gonna regret my thoughts?

I know about the woman in the attic
no need to hide lmao

“If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your
own conscience approved you, and absolved you from guilt, you would
not be without friends.”

This books has a really good writing and themes.
I can already say that this book stands out more than other typically recommended classsiscs

Man, am I in my classics era?
Let’s see what women of my family from my mother’s side see in it.

A quick reminder: I rate books not as much as by their objective quality but by my enjoyment of them.
Of course, their quality is a huge part of my enjoyment but there are other aspects that are important.

The bitch is dead, thank god