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Oh the DRAMA, already (insert hand-wringing)

This getting good!

All I've heard about is Aaron F-ing Warner, so imagine my surprise when "cellmate" Adam appears... lord, it is giving ACOTAR Tamlin/Rhys vibes. I don't know if I have the emotional bandwidth for the long-term emotional investment, but lord knows I'm going to try!

Reread- Jan 2024

Unwritten rule- if you're going to read a heartbreaking, soul crushing ending, you must stay up past midnight to read it so you're particularly wrecked 🤦‍♀️😭😭😭

Omggg they finally kissed 💋 ❤️❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Nervous for 3rd act drama at any moment because I love these two 💔😭

They're happy, they've worked through their first argument, just waiting for the other shoe to drop!! Carter Beckett surely knows the right shit to say for a 27 year old who has never had a gf in his life! I feel like he has to f up eventually. Let's see how this goes...

Ok, I've gotten past the immortal/boogeyman aspect, but I'm supposed to believe this lonely woman who has become immortal and mated to the librarian she's been crushing on is still working until midnight at a job she hates? I'll take a rich immortal creature and quit my job immediately... sign me up.

Oh lord, that new year's headline of his conquests of the prior year 🤦‍♀️ I do love to see a fuckboy regret his choices 🤷‍♀️

Olivia turning down man manwhore Carter is tooooooo good 🙌

What am I even reading? SSR may not be ready for her monster smut era 🤷‍♀️

Ahhhh these two crazies! Declan was a favorite from the Cruel duet and Sloane cracked me up in Ruthless Creatures. Now they've given into their feelings and this shit is 🔥

I'm all for a slow burn, but their one kiss so far...? Let's get this snow on the road, people!

So far, I'm a bigger fan of book 1/Liam's story but I want to know more about Killian, so we'll see! 🤷‍♀️

I'm fully invested in the bat shit crazy that is Roman and Bella❤️ We won't look too closely at how much I love a murderer/stalker/kidnapper 🤷‍♀️

I am loving this 😍

Oh they've caught feelings, Garrett will acknowledge only his lust feelings and Hannah acknowledges nothing 🤣 let's see how long that can last. I love a good college/NA romance, not sure what took me so long to start this series.

Why not a re-read of a book that makes you sob like a baby 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🙄 but I still love it

I already love this! Where can I find a Liam Black?! 👀

I spoke too soon! The feet kicking I did when Jamie let it slip that he recognized Pippa from high school! And then they both said they found the other gorgeous (now and "even" back then) 🫠🫠

I couldn't love these characters and their grumpyxsunshine. slow burn, both pretending they don't remember each other from high school selves any more than I already do 😍

Re-read before I continue the series and because Kage is a beast 🥵

They officially love each other, but neither has admitted it to the other yet... cue a threat on her life, which I'm sure will get then talking about their feelings 😍 I'm not sure I've heard a c*ck described as beautiful quite so many times before, but Ares must have the magic pen 🤷‍♀️🤣

It is JUST a marriage of convenience, but he's beating the ever loving shit out two guys who drugged her and took abusive photos of her when she was a teenager 😍😍 #getyourselfagreekgod

Book two of the duet and I'm satisfied *at last* with Braden's groveling and growth as a human 🎉🎉

I'm invested enough to keep reading at this point, but not much else I can say.

Both MCs suffered when they lost each other (who is responsible for that has yet to be IDed) and neither of them stopped hooking up in the intervening 4+ years (although h was victimized so I still roll my eyes at him) 🤷‍♀️