"Hi new boss. Here's a brand new knife as a house warming gift, but I'll only give it to you if you're THE ONE."
"What's that? What if your NOT the one? Well then er- I'll have to take the knife back, and probably clean all your blood off of it-"
"Oh you ARE the one? Splendid! Here, I just need you stab me with this here knife to make things official!"
— Mar 30, 2024 08:51AM
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