Caleb Berry > Recent Status Updates

Gotta love it when Herodotus goes in depth into the geographics of Egypt 2500 years ago using units of measurement that are both impossible to pronounce and no longer in use :')

Things finally got interesting when I realized the Medes/Persian Cyrus was "Cyrus the Great" referred to in the Bible (specifically in Ezra and Isaiah)...

Also how many times are people going to cook up other people's kids?

And new word I really could have gone without googling... "pederasty" :')

What have I gotten myself into ...

You mean I can't do whatever I want and slap a "Jesus forgives" sticker on it, continuing in my old sinful way of doing things becoming a better person??? D:

Can Bonhoeffer be my pastor... pretty please? T-T

It's honestly shocking he's not a pile of ashes at this point

Martin Luther: casually wakes up at 4 am to teach classes on the Bible…

Meanwhile in Rome…

Pope Leo X: “Oh NOOOO my pet elephant has a tummy ache. Quick feed him some laxatives made of LITERAL gold because I have so much money and I don't even know what to do with it at this point–”

Rip Hanno the elephant. Death by precious metal poisoning sucks☠️

Also Martin Luther is an utter savage what on EARTH xD

Yayyyyyy indulgences....

So the lightning strike thing was real okay cool xD

OoOoOoO AnCiEnT PrOpHeCiEs

The last quarter of the book is not as bad as the rest of it... mostly

Oh yayyyyyyy... more drugs.... and... stuff...

Yes I will be downloading "May thy knife chip and shatter" into my repertoire of bookish phrases I shall be using in real life, thank you very much

Will 90% of people get the reference? No

Will I still be using the reference at every opportunity? Yes xD

Paul being sarcastic is so weird, unnerving, and funny at the same time 😂