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I have been reading this with the mindset of an 8-year-old, I hereby give my judgement so far.
Jasmine, I have to say you were somewhat right-
Out of all the characters, Keefe is definitely my favourite so far, although Dex is pretty funny.
Also, every time someone says the word classified, I want to throw the book. Like, y'all just picked her up and chucked in a new REALM. At least tell her who her parents are??

Dorian's character is written so well

I love this book so much 😭

So far, every quote about his wife has made me wanna cry.

"People said that Ove saw the world in black and white. But she was colour. All the colour he had,"

SOBBING.

WHAT THE HELL.

HER BROTHER FORCED HER TO KISS HIM?

THIS BOOK IS BEYOND MESSED UP.

THERE'S NO WAY.

COLLEEN HOOVER NEEDS JAIL.

YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN *CONSIDER* LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY TO YOUR UNCLE, YET HERE WE ARE.

Ok, so from the 32 pages of this book that I have read,I can confidently say that this book is DEFINITELY a mind-numbing, no plot, terribly written romance book.

I can literally SMELL the amount of tropes that this author has tried to include in this book.

She's already slept in his bed,and he's now he's coming into the doctors room with her,and she convieniently needs to undress?

I'm not complaining tho lmaooo

I feel like a good old fashioned mind numbing romance book rn 😭🙏

WHAT THE HECK

Verity is creepy asf. Like scary creepy.

That is possibly one of the most disturbing things I have ever read. How does one even think of something that horrendous

I absolutely despise Colleen Hoover, so let's see how terrible this one is 😍

I know you're all gonna be sick of me ranting about him, but LAURIE.

I LOVE HIM. PLEASE.

I love Laurie so much.

And Jo.

Oh, to love a boy like Laurie

uhm alright so I've been denying it the entire book just thinking that I'm interpreting it wrong but apparently not.

The main character has a crush on her cousin.

Her FIRST cousin. Who she was raised LIKE A SISTER to.

Also, Fanny (the main character) has the personality of a stale biscuit.

Like c'mon, I like Jane Austen books, but this just isn't it.

sooooo

i think i zoned out for a while.

last i remember someone was going to get married, and now there's a bunch of new character's and they're arguing over doing a play???

P U S H I N G

THROUGH

I NEED TO PUSH THROUGH THESE CLASSICS 😭

I'm sorry but I feel like I was right about Karla.

Like I never liked her

2 PAGES LATER.

OML

WHAT