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“We love rainy days, don't we baby?”

Here goes my sanity

If this "weapon" gets any more toxic, I might try to date it

Him: “I figured you should have something both beautiful and functional, like you.” He said it so quickly that it almost didn’t register. I whipped my head around to look at him. “Max,” I breathed, touching my heart with exaggerated awe, “you think I’m functional?” A dancing smile glinted in his eyes. “I think,” he said, “that you are breathtakingly functional.”


Me: When's my turn

What do you mean there are two beds

I can't say his name even if I force myself to

I fear shit will hit the fan pretty soon

Is his d* malformed?

I'm bawling

Sometimes I just look at the wall and think "Yet he only remembered it once. Only once. The first time he beheld you." and my day's completely ruined

Someone should really start a petition to abolish female parts being narrated by men in audiobooks and vice versa

I don't have an appropriate face expression for this

What do you mean he's her brother..

I knew he was too sus

Beautiful people are always sus

He's the kind of greenest red flag I like

Damn Julius Gong

And if death should take you, I will meet you there. Look for me where the light gives way to shadow, seek me where pain and sorrow yield, where time no longer flows. I’ll find you in the stillness before any heartache grows

They all share a rotting brain cell

What's the point of writing a 600 pages book if 400 pages into it the most exciting thing that has happened is the appearance/disappearance of magical tattoos on her body everytime they have sex?

Dear gods, now I know why everyone's so inclined on listening to audiobooks. Give this man a damn raise.

I need to confess and maybe even be baptized for the second time

300 pages of them bickering like damn toddlers

She's truly testing my patience

Can we please talk about Kingfisher's narrator's voice for an instant

“You’re a monster,” I whisper.
He just blinks at me – unfazed. “You knew that already,” he says quietly and strokes the mark he left on my neck. “But I’m a monster infatuated.”

Truth be told, if any guy in real life treated me like this sociopath, I'd probably smash his face into a wall first and then kick him in the balls. But here, damn, he might even be my obsession.

I should've recorded the portrait of a real "her smile falled" reaction, cause even though I'm here wondering who in their right fucking mind would willingly spend time with a psycho serial killer WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ROSE WASN'T FROM ADRIAN

If he has dark hair, dark eyes and long eyelashes, babe I'm cooked

He used what?!

I don't know if I should enjoy it or be embarrassed. I need a therapist asap.