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The fuck is a bride hunt

“I realized that it wasn’t you who scared me the most,” he whispered finally against my lips, looking at me through his lashes. “What scared me is what would happen to me without you.”



So cooked I'd even forgive the numerous corpses he leaves on the porch/bathroom/bedroom as a gift/punishment for her

“Does that also mean I get more samples from you?” “No.” “How is that fair?” “I didn’t say it was, but I’m not giving you more blood for a sample of spit.” I rolled my eyes. “Open your mouth. I can give you some right now.”


SIR-

Men that beg are a completely different kind of creatures

“I don’t know who you think you are, but I will make sure to liquify your insides the next time you lay a hand on me.” His stare was intense, something uncanny that made my body scream that I should get away, run, and hide from his view. My threat only made his smile grow wider. “Sounds like a date.”


We love confident men

Please Lord, let it be good

So apathetic that I don't know who I should feel sorry for

Alessandra, love, 10 years of loneliness? You sure you just want a divorce and not actually kill him while he sleeps?

Saw it coming, but oh my poor baby

“Spread your legs for me, love.”


SIR?????????????

I knew he'd be the hottest

“Don’t you have somewhere else to be instead of bothering an innocent bystander?” “I have many other places to be.” A brief light illuminated the shadows in his eyes. “But I chose to be here.”

I want to be there too

Kai, I'm counting on you babe

Someone please save me from this book

Just finished kamisama kiss and now no one can stop me from ranting about Tomoe all day long

No way in hell he has dark hair, he's clearly blonde ( yes, I don't like blonde men)

Is it written by a toddler? It's giving me the ick