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I’m tired of this, grandpa

Ohhhhh no no no. This shits creepyyyy

The ease at which Steven King kills off characters is astounding. Jaw on floor.

“The goats, Dylan and Marley, or the Bobs as his nana liked to call them”

I love Bob Dylan and Bob Marley the goats 🤣 So far this is cute and cozy. Nothing extraordinary, but I’m here for the vibes.

“When the bee to the earth does fall, the butterfly comes back to change all.”
😭😭😭

I loved the slow way the relationship was built in this one. Very safe and loving and everything the FMC needed.

When I say I’m so bored 🥱

“It’s going to bite you,” Kingfisher said.
“No, it won’t. It-“
It bit me.

I’m cackling

Things are getting so wild, but it’s bedtimeeee 😩

“By lack of understanding they remained sane. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm, because it left no residue behind, just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird.”

So relevant today

Homies are 17?! Baddies. I donno if I want to root for them, parent them, or both.

He really just came right out and told this girl some horrid things and she giggled?! Sis, I’d be running

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