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my copy of bury our bones in the midnight soil just got here and i am having to physically restrain myself from inhaling it all right now

oh this man…😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭

her dog is named shadow like mine i’m weeping 🙁🙁 also this man is already making me giggle

a breath of fresh air after the TRAUMATIZING (but amazing) experience that was the poppy war 😭😭 so excited for this

most validating feeling in the world is when you introduce your mom to your favorite music and she loves it 🤭

physically sick to my stomach, sobbing, questioning the entire universe…what the fuck

oh my god.

a cute guy smiled at me at the grocery store, of course i’m gonna fantasize about a future with him 😍

NOOOOOOOOOO 🙁🙁🙁🙁

bro i knew it

everything is kinda cutesy right now but i just know everything is gonna go downhill, i’m absolutely terrified

she’s so incredibly real for this

i am terrified for this

i’m not sleeping tonight

this is genuinely terrifying bro, i’m cooked when i try to sleep 😭😭

oh HELL no, bug horror??? i’m gagging

new pfp 😍

so excited for this omg

nettles by ethel cain???? i’m weeping

okay i guess i won’t kill anyone (i’m sobbing)

i’m gonna kill someone

may this kind of relationship find me, i’m weeping 🙁🙁🙁🙁💔💔💔💔

OMG i cannot stop smiling, they’re so cute

bro i wish this diva was elected after obama instead of ahem….that other guy 🙁💔

she’s so stupid, i’m in love with her

it’s pride so why not read this (i physically cannot stomach anything other than a romcom right now 😍)

happy pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💗

who are these divas???

what is going on 😭

“you know why god made women with skirts, it’s so they can be pulled up over their heads and tied at the top, that way you don’t get so much noise out of them, i hate a screeching slut, women should be born without mouths on them, the only thing of use in them is below the waist.”

right so….i choose the bear!!