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of course this man’s hero is donald trump

right!! um…what the fuck 😭thank god this is satirical

social media morning routines have nothing on patrick bateman’s

right!! 😭😭

compromised at b&n 😍 i got a classic (animal farm by george orwell) and sapphic lit (thirst by marina yuszczuk)

going to b&n tomorrow and can’t decide whether to get fantasy, sapphic lit, or classics 💔 help me

i have heard so many things about this and i haven’t seen the movie so i’m really excited but also terrified 😭

just finished arcane and i am in SHAMBLES

what the fuck is happening 😭😭

the only thing i know about this book are the vague recollections i have from seeing the trailer for the movie one time years ago 😭 we’ll see how this goes

i’m hella stressed omg 😭

why am i actually frightened 😭

i don’t think this is just about a dog guys

oh!!!

the poor puppy 🙁🙁

first stephen king book!!

oh no…gem

why do i have zero motivation to read this 😭

oh…why do i already want him 😭i need help

the title of this book is basically me in a nutshell so you know i gotta read it 😍

SECRET HISTORY MENTION????? anyway i’m weeping i don’t want this to endddd

i still have a good 150 or so pages left and i already don’t want it to end

WHAT THE FUCK

oh…she may be cooked 😭😭

i love women so much omg i can’t

i’m officially addicted to

less than 100 pages in and i already want to sob. only ve bro 😭😭

oh. my. god.

why did it take ve so long to write sapphic relationships because holy shit

OMG OMG OMG ITS FINALLY TIMEEEJSJDJJDJ I AM SO SO SO EXCITED 🤭🤭🤭🤭 this is literally my most anticipated read of the year

OMG OMG OMG PLEASEEEE