Cait Burch > Recent Status Updates

Soooo…. That’s what homegirl has done too, I guess?

I oscillate between 😳 and 🤦🏼‍♀️ in this book constantly.

Interestinggggg

Elhokar, you’re a whiny coward.
Kaladin, your need for vengeance is lording over you worse than the light eyes.
I’m disappointed in you both, actually Elhokar you can’t disappoint me… I never expect you to do anything worthwhile.

Adolin…. *pinches bridge of my nose* 🤦🏼‍♀️

🫣

Ok, it’s slightly better-ish. At this rate we’re heading towards a 3.1-3.3⭐️

Can we stop with the “Little One” pet name? You sound like a pedofile.

Ok. Soft DNF. I’ll come back to this because I have a very pretty physical copy but I just don’t have the patience right now to listen to this FMC. We understand you’re angry. Do you have any other settings? Or are we just perma-stuck in this one?

I would just like to say…. I KNEW IT.

Ok. I’m good now. Proceed.

Idk, maybe I’m just too nonconfrontational, but this FMC is picking fights where she can’t afford to. Maybe I’m just spineless but this doesn’t seem wise.

Oooooo, I may need this in a hardback, I fear. Why am I enjoying myself so much so early… what heartbreak awaits me?