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everytime they mention Crosby I picture the hockey player I ruined this for myself

should've stayed in a come what is happening

I can't believe I read a chapter dedicated to how to order coffee and another one judging Instagram photos 💀 what is this shit

"I am the worst, filthiest sort of reprobate"

aren't we all buddy

thoughts are being thought

y'all saying this is fast paced and they took this long to make out????????

it's taking me longer than it should because I went on a date and now I can't concentrate because I believe he hates me (I told him about candles)

this is taking longer than it should, not because is bad but because I'm busy asking men on tinder if they would wear bat wings to cosplay cassian from acotar

please don't be a slow burn I can't do this now

i can't finish this because I can't stop crying ant it's difficult to read through the tears

the miscommunication 🙃🙃 im going to throttle them

I!! LOVE!! THEM!! SO!! MUCH!!
jacob is so cute I want to cry

I just met Jacob but I do believe he is a good guy and I do fing him cute and I will protect him at all costs

I have to go to work with only one chapter (THE CHAPTER) and the epilogue left I'm going to shot myself

looks like im downloading tinder so i can find my own daniel

i am protecting my boy daniel at all costs i don't care what it takes. no one will hurt you again

if "reading makes your penis look bigger" then I could use my schlong as a scarf

Alexa play that should be me by Justin Bieber

"the seductive smile of a man who gives good dick"
that caught me off guard i just squirted oatmeal out of my nose

NO ONE TOLD ME IT HAD ILLUSTRATIONS

if you see me reading this, no you didn't

not to be that type of person but they're so annoying I hope they die

if i was a character in the book and the fmc was actively chasing her death for 200+ pages, I would just let her die tbh. if you want to die that bad by all means go ahead please just let me rest

"I was admiring the smattering of freckles across her nose"
plot twist they're blackheads

it's not bad but it's definitely not something I wanted to read while on my period. i need filthy smut not fluffy romance

i would've killed the king of France too, slay

i wish I was strong enough to dnf but I really want to see how much worse this can get

there's more tension between me and a french frye than between these two

not the ratatouille reference 💀

this is embarrassing I don't remember who these people are. except for Anastasia because I hate her. I am her #1 hater I can never forget about her she's my sleep paralysis demon