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‘Good evening,’ it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, ‘I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?’

WTF is this restaurant xD!!!

When Arthur had been a boy at school, he had used to play football. He had not been at all good at it, and his particular speciality had been scoring own goals in important matches.

Well, that makes two of us xD!!!

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

A bad move indeed!

God, everyone in this book is so depressed!

"What happens when people open their hearts?"
"They get better."

Okay, that didn't go well. Next time i'mma open up my heart to someone, it'll probably only be to a heart surgeon xD!

"You'll die with me?" Midori asked with shining eyes. "No way," I said. "I'll run if it gets dangerous. If you want to die, you can do it alone."

Bruh 💀😂. Ngl, I would say the same in that situation xD!!

I was more of a listener than a talker, so I felt uncomfortable when I was left alone with her. Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about.

*Awkward silence intensifies*

And I still don't know the answer for 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' smh!!

Did he just sleep with an android??!! Reminds me of a Black Mirror episode xD.

"My schedule for today lists a six-hour self-accusatory depression."
Ah, I see we have the same schedule xD!!

I want to go to Hawaii now!!!

Lol. Ami got every bad luck she had accumulated over the years all at once xD!!!

A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off.
This!! 🤌🏻

Dude got more red flags than a communist state!

'You okay there, Nick?' Boney asked.
'I'm okay, why?'
'You're smiling.'

Imagine smiling at the police station when your wife is missing 💀. Bro is a legend 😂

Okay, it's getting a bit repetitive now! 😴

She heard someone whisper,"Thirteen fucking years old," and immediately the thought came into her mind: I could have done this at eight.

And I was talking to Dora the explorer when I was eight :)

For the love of chess!

Yo bro, who got you smiling like that xD!!

Here for that killing joke!

Wow, dude notices every single minute details and here I am not even noticing the big bright 'PUSH' sign at the door and starts pulling it vigorously until it breaks smh!

"It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting."

Me staring at the wall instead of studying for the exam :)

Hmmm...this is interesting!

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

Wow, that makes it a lot easier xD!

The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.

Please stop with the heart problems and other diseases 😭. I just wanted to know WHY WE SLEEP!!!

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.

LOL!!