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"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

"My mother always says the only way two people can keep a secret," she says, "is if one of them is dead."

And someone took it way too serious.

'I think Poland is in Denmark,' said Bruno, growing more confused even though he was trying to sound clever.
Poland is in Denmark if Bruno says so!

"It had been over twelve hours since Julian had arrived to share the wisdom he had gathered."
I wonder how he listens so patiently. I'd just sleep right there if someone talks about personal development for 12 hours straight!

I wish he gifted me his ferrari! 😮‍💨

"So love is about finding the right person to hurt you?"
"Pretty much."
"That doesn't make sense."
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

He wrote me a prescription for more diazepam and advised I take things 'one day at a time', as if there were another way for days to be experienced.

It's funny so far and I like that!

*Sends good morning to my crush*
My crush:
"Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

I like Gandalf already xD!

I'm finally reading fantasy again!

Ahh, I loved the 2nd story!!!!

🎶 If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot 🎶

“If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy,” cried a young Lucas, “I should not care how proud I was. I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine a day.”
I already like this young Lucas xD!

Okay, finally!

"There's more important things in life than money and a fancy career" he spits.

Nope! There isn't!

I understood Valentine’s Day, as a concept. The naked baby shoots you with an arrow and you fall in love.

WHERE'S MY ARROW?!!

I never got brands. One time I asked my mom for Adidas sneakers. She came home with some knockoff brand, Abidas.

Oh, I got an 'Abibas' and 'Nuke' when I was a kid too xD!

Well, this is interesting!

Grandpa has Alzheimer’s. His mind is a bit like an old black-and-white TV with damaged rabbit-ear antennas

Bruh 💀

‘I mean, I know one who will love you better.’ ‘Who?’ he said. But I could see him start to understand. ‘You have been a sister to me,’ he said.

Ooofff, sisterzoned! Poor circe 😶‍🌫️

One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.

💯💯

Football is a curious game, because it doesn’t ask to be loved. It demands it.

True that. Btw, loving the humor in this one!!!

POV: My stupid ass trying to compliment someone :)

‘You have a very modern hairstyle.’
‘What? Oh. Thanks,’ she replies, her fingertips moving self-consciously towards her scalp.
‘It’s very courageous of you to wear your hair so short when you have such a large forehead.’ Why does the girl look offended, Britt-Marie wonders?

“We are not going in circles, we are going upwards. The path is a spiral; we have already climbed many steps.”

Would've been much easier if there was an elevator or escalator 🥲

😴😴😴

"Hey," Christian said in a bored tone, coming up beside her. "What are you drinking? Poison, I hope."

Ooffff! I like this guy already xD!!

If you're laughing with them, they can’t laugh at you, right?

Yeah! Smart move!!

Why are you on the payroll? This is one of the most important question you ever ask and answer.

It's maybe because I work there, duh!!!

I just love how the bot behaves in an awkward situation lol. Makes it even more awkward xD!!!