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The preceding scene I quoted from is vulgar and highly inappropriate. At the same time, I have to have it to the author for having enough moxy to write it, even though I wouldn't read it at Open Mic Night.

“I can’t believe I’m making love to you again,” I say, panting between breaths. “Fuck me. Harder!” I push the urn against the back wall of the shower as hard and fast as I can. After a minute I can’t contain it any longer and explode into the urn. My cum mixes in with the muddy ashes as I shudder the last few seconds of the orgasm. When I pull out, I make sure I get as much of the ash off my penis.'

I stood and screamed, “SHUT UP!” into Margaret’s contorted, purple face. She cringed, her hands flying up to shield herself. “You…harpy,” I said in the silence. “You toxic moron. All you do is spew poison. I don’t want to know you anymore. Fuck you.”

Much like Elliot here, I had the same moment where I unfriended annoying liberals like Margaret and flung them out of my life. Best decision ever.

"Fucking Europeans. They give us a thousand years of genocide all over the world and then turn into spineless nancy-boys who won’t lift a finger to defend themselves. They’re only good for one thing, and that’s sex. Ever seen Hungarian porn?” “Yes.” “Then you know what I mean."

'Belgrade pulsed with the cries of liberal university students who sided with the plebeians, many lambasting the conservatives for their “draconian legislation and hollow...corrupt system of administration.”'

Some things never change.

'In Guangshan county, one woman with three children was caught after she had hidden the corpse of one of them behind the door and then finally, in desperation, had begun to eat it.'

‘I forgot to tell you. How you tasted. No two are alike. Some taste of perfume, some of fruit, oil, slime, sugar or spice. You? You taste of stone and tears. Your alveoli are popping bubbles. Your bronchus, swinging on inky cartilage. I see it in there,’ his fingertip stroked my breastplate, lips moving against my temple. Your piquancy is of dead leaves, d'you know that?’

'Perhaps  the  operation  was  too  complex  for  him to control  or  maybe  it  was  because  the  Brazilian  city-  dwellers  were  far  more  sophisticated  than  the  Guianese natives  he  had  last  worked  with,  but  in  any  event, Jones  made  an  awful  mistake  and  was  exposed  in  print  as a  CIA  operative.'

'The government is secret and the people have no privacy. It’s a watershed moment in American history, but again, it’s nothing new. It’s America reverting back to the bondage that has defined most of human history. If that sounds somewhat abstract, I’ll bring it home for you. The government can act in its own interests only by acting against yours.'

'Those of us who teach constitutional law refer to Skokie as a 'classic' free speech case. To most members of the general public, Skokie is 'the place where the Nazis marched through a Jewish suburb.' But there was no march through Skokie, and it wasn't a Jewish suburb. The media reported it as both, thereby indicating the way in which the media shapes the facts...'