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'After a year spent with Coal, she knew exactly what this was. A bit. He shushed her with a bit! This couldn’t be really happening. Sure, she’d said she wanted the life he’d had, that she’d wanted to be his mare, but the fantasy was getting all too real. Before she could fight against it, Dante closed the halter the bit was attached to at the back of her head. She was left with a little whimper for protest.'

Oh, fuck me. The introduction is written by noted hoaxster Valiant Thor. There's no way a man like William Cooper was in contact with this guy before he died. Not even into Chapter One yet and already I'm seeing gobbledygook about a council of 140,000 planets and Jesus sitting on the High Council as one spiritual leader among millions, which is blasphemy. Guess I'll read this one like I'm talking to Stewart Swerdlow.

'The drive through the swamp is scary tonight. Tonight the illusion is broken that I’m immune to the eerie hoot of the owl or the splash the alligator makes as he slips into saliva-warm water.'

Geary, Patricia. Strange Toys . Endeavour Venture. Kindle Edition.

These girls would still be alive if the FBI and Portland PD had done their jobs, got off their fat asses and actually conducted some actual detective work.

A devastated Governor admits the State of Oregon was derelict. “It is clear from this review that mistakes were made,” he says, “and that the system established by the department to meet its responsibility to abused children failed Ashley Pond.”

That's what happens when you focus all your energies on frivolous policies concerning transgender delusionals.

I don't know why Miss Fensten can't just admit that she was enjoying the thrill of all of this drama happening at the convenience of keystrokes. All she had to do was stop responding to these emails. They would have eventually gotten the message. Instead, she entertained each new oddity as they introduced themselves into her online life.

It's very difficult for me to feel sympathy for this woman considering all she had to do was cease correspondence with this network of freaks for the problems to stop.

Plato is one of the least virtuous thinkers I've ever read. Why does this guy get so many accolades?

What began as a fascinating premise is really becoming sillier with every passing chapter.

What began as a fascinating premise is really becoming sillier with every passing chapter.