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Junior said, "You know what I mean. The bitch ain't got no conversation." Rufus laughed again. "All you gotta hear is the sound of thigh upside your ear. 'Ain't no disgrace to bring your face below her waist for a little taste.'"

'The back of my abdomen scraped and burned against the wire. But my front legs landed in labial soil. I pulled myself onto it. I made it. I hit vulva. Now I was certain she had felt me. Quickly to work. I started up the mountainous outer lip. It was bouncy and moist. I jumped. The flesh gave under me softly, but not obsequiously. Advantage: Ruth.'

Roach rape!?

The dialogue in this one is very cringy.

'Do you really want to know about how McCormick made Parker throw a machete into a slasher dummy three thousand times before the blade finally struck the dummy in the head? Well, I do not. So let’s go with Parker’s idea and do this in a montage. Throw a cassette in that tape deck,blast some inspirational music, and let’s get into this montage. I recommend “You’re the Best” from the 1985 hit movie The Karate Kid.'

“He’s not the only one.” “There’s more of those things?” “There are.” “What are they?” “Sometimes, a man is so evil that not even hell will take him. They stay here, and they hunt and kill. In short, they’re a real goddamned pain in the ass.”

“I think you have a certain amount you can take, yes. Sure, you may crave it all the time, but I think too much would make you go crazy … and I think, you’d ironically push us away. Thirsting after something and knowing how to drink it are two completely different things. We don’t want you waterlogged, my friend.”

“How long have you been on the streets?” Phoenix asked, just to see what this kid (Gavroche?) said. “Oh, I see,” Gavroche said, taking another bite of his candy bar. “You think all of this is in your head. You think because I’m theoretically fiction, I can’t be a real person.” Gavroche began to fake crying, sniffles and everything, and Phoenix had to fight not to choke on his candy bar. “I see … how it is.”

‘Let me get this straight in my head,’ said Munson. ‘Solomon Bennett is going to use Frankenstein, Dr Jekyll and Mozart, and an army of henchmen, to steal a cancer cure, but at the same event, the Red Mohawk is going to try to kill the Pope?’ ‘It’s a crazy world isn’t it?’

I am so there.

'Zeno’s laugh was infectious. ‘I got so bored I lost concentration and slipped out. That made her really mad and she yelled to shove it back in harder. You wouldn’t believe how noisy she is when she comes. Screaming and shouting.’ The Principal turned away to hide a smile that threatenedto become a roar of laughter. Never in his entire teaching career had a student been so disarmingly and hilariously honest.'

‘I guess it was the novelty of being lusted after by a teacher, and then I kept it up by watching myself in the mirror beside her bed.’

'Everywhere I turn I am refuted, so what’s the point of asserting anything?'

'I look at all my books. They look lonely to me. They make me feel as though they are nothing. They make me feel as though they don’t have any answers, and that I would do well to admit that I’m not going to make it anymore, so long as I let myself go.'

Even if they don't have all the answers, hold onto those books, Phoenix. All stories intertwine.

'Phoenix wasn't sure what to do with this, until he saw the lead singer of The Grace Period talking among his friends in his mind's eye. “We promised him music,” the singer said. “We owe it to him.”'