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'Unless heterosexuality’s an indoctrinated myth, which I would totally believe.'

One of the stupidest lines I've ever read, even coming from a fictional character. Heterosexuality is not indoctrination, it's the starting line for everyone. You want to deviate from it, that's totally your choice to make. But you're not going to make something else the baseline sexuality in nature.

This is turning out to be a pretty awesome revenge story, even if the pig masked villain is becoming as cliche as evil clowns. You can feel the pain of all the people Pigler's victims wronged.

“There’s nothing perverse or unnatural about remaining chaste, if the body and mind are in harmony with such a choice. This mad rage to deflower virgins and sample every available prostitute and carry on illicit affairs with other men’s wives, and meanwhile to give equal attention to fawning boys and compliant eunuchs seems only to make a man constantly agitated and dissatisfied."

Maybe more relevant now than then.

'“Yes, again! And this boy was so promising. Lygdus, his name was. He picked the place, he picked the time . . . and never appeared. I was abandoned, but not seduced—left to consort with my left hand yet again.”
...Martial could be always counted on to bring the conversation back down to earth. “But can a boy be too beautiful?” asked Dio.'

All of y'all is gay!

'“See, no big deal,” he said, proudly shaking it. She shrugged, considering. I unzipped and showed her mine. She was satisfied. “Oh good, you guys are hung like toddlers! This won’t hurt at all.” For once in my life, it was paying off to be way below average.'