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'You vermin will not impeach the man who makes you install two doors, eats two scoops , knows scientifically about two genders, served as President (your President) for two years, will end up serving two terms, manages to walk with two steel balls, has two gorgeous ex wives, threw two Starburst candies at Germany’s leader, paid off two porn stars, was repaid by two porn stars...'
Fuckin' A.

Played mostly in near-total dark, it allowed those with particularly advanced facial nerve damage to have something like a social life, as long as they were still able to fight: only certain roles required you to be able to speak.

Sterzinger, Ann. LYFE (Elektra's Revenge Book 1) (p. 190). Laughing Gallows Press. Kindle Edition.

role-playing games. She had heard they were more fun than anything in real life could be. Most of them involved old-fashioned Earth monsters, one type of living dead or another. The most famous was Orc-Vampire Hide and Seek Sex Fight Party. It was a huge-scale game, played in a grotto dug under the entire floor plan of the gaming complex, and was fanatically popular with a certain desperate breed of mortal Lyfer.

Surprise, surprise… one more thing the Government was lying about. Here she had been running around thinking she was a rebel, whilst falling for the oldest line in the Establishment book: “Don’t be a pervert.” This was a high she should have been enjoying all along;

Sterzinger, Ann. LYFE (Elektra's Revenge Book 1) (p. 179). Laughing Gallows Press. Kindle Edition.

I'm going to buy up every book this guy has for one big middle finger to those trying to shame him right now. By being crazy, you crazy people are putting money in his pocket. Congrats!

What a waste of a rubber chicken.

'There’s a freedom to this, a joy, driving the highways of a faraway state late at night, headlights in your rearview, headlights growing towards you, as if you were journeying deep into outer space, silhouettes of mountains just below the black sky, nothing in that midnight but your hands, the curve of the steering wheel, the length of illuminated road in front of you.'

'And if you feel like it will help, threaten to kill him. Bishops tend to be real pussies, so he’ll tell you everything he knows if he thinks you’re gonna kill him.’

‘Hold on, you’re saying God sent Jesus down to earth to kill Cain? I thought it was….’ ‘To save mankind?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘It was. Cain has been trying to destroy mankind for years. Shit, when Jesus was born, who do you think it was that made King Herod order the slaughter of all the new born kids? ‘Cain?’ said Baby.

Goodkind writes action packed, emotionally jarring stories, but with that praise comes a consequence: His dialogue is the worst. His sentences are clunky and misshapen in form.