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This author really likes “taking” and “mating” when referring to sex…not a fan 😆

Oh. Now that I’ve met Dom’s mother I see part of the problem. She is the WORST kind of boy-mom. The kind who thinks her little boy is perfection and feeds him Madonna-whore bs about what kinds of women are “worthy”. Fuck those moms and their mama’s boy ass sons. For the love of all things, don’t be that mom. 👏🏾🙏🏾

He’s certainly not perfect, but I just wanna encase Seth in bubble wrap and get him tf away from both his family and what he’s not recognizing is a completely abusive relationship with Dom. 😭

Romances are starting to make me wonder if *I* hate women bc my god the heroines in these things are the fucking worst. She’s just the sweetest, most innocent- yet fiery and no nonsense- dirty talking, nurturing woman who ever walked the earth and all men want her or want to protect her. Off is the general direction in which this trope can fuck. 🤗

So far, the conversations sound more realistic/human than the ones in Falling, so that’s good; I’m still not loving the writer’s sexy scenes tho. I’m also not hating either of the three MCs, but the FMC is meh. At least this one’s shorter than Falling I suppose. 🤷🏾‍♀️

The dialogue feels a bit stilted and false but the kinda adorable awkwardness of the 150 Year Old Virgin has me dialed in 🥰😆

At 16 you “fell in love with” a 26 year old man after spending less than an hour together and sharing one kiss. 😑🤨👌🏾 sure, Jan.

😑🙄 infinite sighs

“My life was more than just a single disaster. It was many disasters, all happening at the same time. It was a tsunami after a hurricane after an earthquake happening in the middle of a tornado, while a wildfire blazed in a circle around me. I waded through the wreckage of one and right into the next.”

This quote from Abby really should’ve been the blurb 🤦🏾‍♀️🤗🙃

Took me over a week to make it through that scene even though I saw it coming. This girl’s life reads like some kind of tragedy porn. 👎🏾

I’m really hoping Dom evolves and I’ll stop wanting someone to punch him in the throat but right now … 🥊

It’s not *great*, but I’m sufficiently entertained and intrigued for now. 👌🏾

So many eye rolls. Glad I’m reading this for free online, otherwise I might feel obligated to finish. As is, I feel a DNF coming. Perfect hot billionaires. Insta lust. Insta love. Meh.

Nine chapters in and I'm still waiting for any kind of actual plot or characterization. I'm good ✌🏾

This is …interesting in a good way. 😅 live your life, Esther 🤷🏾‍♀️😆

Today in 😳👀😅😂

“I like the way you make the silence bearable.” 💗

LOL 4% in and I’ve already hit 2 spots on my romance bingo card - “not like other girls” and “long blonde hair”. Uh oh. 😅

Ah. So at no point in this is Charlie gonna stop being a bish? Lovely.

These expository letters are a bit grating. First, none of them sound like they were written by teenagers, and second, why are teenagers in this day and age writing letters? Rings false all around. Hoping there’s an explanation for it coming bc otherwise I’m enjoying this.

Surely I love myself too much for this. Skim time.

Opening this today made me feel like I was about to go work in a mine or something. But here I go. I can do this. This ditzy virgin will not defeat me! 😂✊🏾

🙄😒 the desire to skim is so real rn but I will soldier on. Right after I perform some self care to decrease my irritation 💆🏾‍♀️ 😆

Naive and innocent (🙄) can so easily turn into TSTL🤦🏾‍♀️ Ray Charles could’ve seen this man is a walking talking red flag, but nope, not sis. 😆