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Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 28% done with His Dark Kiss (Dark Gothic, #2)
Lord Anthony, when he isn't inappropriately touching the governess: LOOK HOW DARK I AM. HORRIBLE DEMONS RESIDE IN MY SOUL, AND MY ENTRAILS BURN WITH ANGER. LET'S HAVE DINNER.
8 hours, 14 min ago 2 comments
His Dark Kiss (Dark Gothic, #2)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 4% done with His Dark Kiss (Dark Gothic, #2)
"Good Lord, woman! Have you not the sense that God gave a mouse? My ears are ringing from the sound of you!"

The heroine just screamed because she realized someone else was in the carriage with her—after she'd been riding in it for several minutes, believing she was alone.

First impression of the hero: WHAT A FUCKING DICK
Jan 17, 2018 08:21AM 4 comments
His Dark Kiss (Dark Gothic, #2)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* added a status update
I've only read two books so far this year, and already GR is giving me SUCH a hard time with my challenge! I mark the read dates on the review, it doesn't count toward my challenge. I try marking the date on my bookshelf, it doesn't save. GET IT TOGETHER GOODREADS I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF STRESS

/rant
Jan 16, 2018 12:26PM 10 comments

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 176 of 256 of Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction
So far I've read only two books featured in here... ROSEMARY'S BABY and VAMPIRE JUNCTION. But the author's descriptions of the rest are hilarious and amazing.
Jan 16, 2018 07:06AM Add a comment
Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 52 of 256 of Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction
What to Expect When You're Expecting (a Hell Baby):

If you are visiting a fertility clinic that has a conveyor belt running directly from the delivery room to what everyone refers to as "the Off-Limits Building," find another doctor.
Jan 14, 2018 12:44PM Add a comment
Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 33 of 256 of Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction
THE SENTINEL sounds like a massively fucked up sandwich of a novel.

"After being shocked by her lesbian neighbors ("Masturbation and lesbianism. Right in front of me!") Alison takes to fainting randomly. A doctor excavates the dark secret behind her multiple suicide attempts: When Alison was a kid, she walked in on her father having sex... with two women at the same time!!!

(continued in comments)
Jan 13, 2018 03:05PM 1 comment
Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 707 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
"I hope your legs are still as strong as they used to be."

Ummmm why do I find that line so romantic? *scratches head*
Jan 12, 2018 03:19PM Add a comment
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 662 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
He muttered something unintelligible and found himself in the coolness of the night air outside; sucking in great gulps of it, as if he'd been holding his breath a long time.

Translation: Steve struggles to deal with Feelings™

Also, Rosemary Rogers clearly loves semicolons to an unhealthy degree.
Jan 12, 2018 10:53AM Add a comment
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 441 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
Older aunt figure giving relationship advice to our heroine: "Why don't you shut up and enjoy your pedestal while your man sleeps with whomever he wants, mmmkay?"
Jan 09, 2018 01:15PM 2 comments
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 370 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
[the new gown]... was quite becoming, and in the very latest style, caught up with an intriguing bustle at the back. Not that it mattered, she caught herself thinking viciously, for he never noticed what she was wearing--his one aim in the past had seemed to be tearing the clothes off her back!

Hell yeah it was!
Jan 06, 2018 06:02PM 13 comments
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 183 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
"Are you implying that I encourage him to annoy me? Why, I—I've never known a man I more cordially detest!"

The next time I find myself not liking someone, I can always tell them "I cordially detest you! GOOD DAY."
Jan 03, 2018 05:56PM 2 comments
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* added a status update
When you change your user name and profile pic, and then don't recognize yourself when you see your own comments around GR.

Jan 02, 2018 06:16PM 2 comments

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 122 of 712 of Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)
Steve has lived quite a bit for someone only twenty-eight years old.

Exhibit A: Went to University in Paris, learned about yoga from an Indian man.
Exhibit B: Speaks several languages.
Exhibit C: Married a Comanche woman at fifteen, got her pregnant.
Exhibit D: Was a Union soldier in the Civil War.
Exhibit E: Has not become softened by white men, still accepted among the snake people.

There's probably more to come.
Jan 02, 2018 06:07PM 9 comments
Sweet Savage Love (Brandon-Morgan #1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is on page 200 of 400 of Devil in the Dark
"I don't understand you," she said. "You seem to push me away and draw me close, as if I were some kind of toy. I don't know what it is you want."

That old chestnut.
Dec 25, 2017 01:03PM 4 comments
Devil in the Dark

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 26% done with Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones
"My fingers are so hardened so much now that I can't even cut them," the guitarist [Johnny] admitted. "That night there was blood all over my T-shirt, people thought I had blood capsules in my fingers."
Dec 20, 2017 09:37AM Add a comment
Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 17% done with Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones
Tommy, too, was unsure about the effect such taboo subjects would have on the band's career: "I was very disturbed by it," he says, "but I wasn't going to censor Dee Dee's songs. I'm sure it must have hurt us tremendously."
Dec 19, 2017 10:48AM Add a comment
Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 11% done with Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones
When grunge happened, the music industry rushed to jettison the whole thing and bring in the boy bands and Britney Spears. They found the whole grunge thing distasteful. They were happy to see it die.
Dec 18, 2017 05:13PM Add a comment
Hey Ho Let's Go: The Story of the Ramones

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 30% done with An Infamous Marriage
I was a fan of this, despite the hero's indiscretions, right up until he returned home from war and felt random instant desire for the wife he barely knows and had previously dismissed for her lack of obvious physical charms. >___>
Dec 17, 2017 04:57PM Add a comment
An Infamous Marriage

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 77% done with Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)
"We'll go shopping and get you a whole wardrobe. I think you'd look really good in black too. It would be dramatic."

This robot guy is blue and hairless, so I can only assume he'd look like one of these guys dressed in black:

Dec 15, 2017 03:06PM 3 comments
Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 43% done with Silver Deceptions (Restoration, #2)
Oh my god.

Annabelle just spent the entire beginning of the book insisting she wouldn't sleep with anyone and risk having a bastard child. She's adamant on the subject.

Colin tells her about sheep gut condoms. Then they get naked, but he doesn't have one on him, so he goes down on her.

Right after her orgasm, Annabelle tells him she wants P-in-V.

WHAT THE HELL, GIRL??? WHERE DID YOUR CONVICTIONS GO????
Dec 06, 2017 12:45PM Add a comment
Silver Deceptions (Restoration, #2)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 18% done with Silver Deceptions (Restoration, #2)
The understanding between these two is that they're going to get busy (even though Annabelle is reluctant), but I must have missed the part where they actually discussed that when arranging to meet. I literally thought they were just going to talk and maybe do a bit of courtship stuff SILLY MEEEEE. O_o
Dec 05, 2017 08:00PM 4 comments
Silver Deceptions (Restoration, #2)

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* added a status update
When someone comments on your review and you look at their profile only to realize that they just joined GR this month (probably today) and that one comment is their ONLY activity.

Nov 23, 2017 11:56AM 8 comments

Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin*
Heather *Awkward Queen and Unicorn Twin* is 32% done with Sasha
Sasha got the occasional hand on the backside, especially from old Pyotr. He was old enough to be her father, [...] it didn't stop him making eyes at her. She smiled in amusement, remembered his teasing flirtations and vocal love of tall women.

So she's fondly remembering this old dude's sexual harassment. Okay...
Nov 16, 2017 10:06AM Add a comment
Sasha

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