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i was an idiot and went to a cross country meet without wearing sunscreen, and now for the past two days my arms are tomato red, i cant move at certain angles, showering is torture, and i cant sleep well without the burn bitchin. so im stuck here sitting spine rod straight (this is as stright as ill ever be) alternating between reading the song of achilles and miraculous ladybug fan fic on ao3.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE GODS HATE FILICIDE SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE APPEASED BY THIS???

"But most ugly of all are his eyes: blue, bright blue... Such things are freakish, he is lucky he was not killed at birth."
LMAO
IM SORRY WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY??
*man looks at newborn baby* ah yes: blue eyes. *punts off a cliff*
I CANT STOP LAUGHING PLZ 😭✋
it wasnt meant to be funny, but like-

"I did not plan to live after he was gone." AGH MY HEART.i saw this thing on tik tok a couple week back,that said the ancient greeks believed that when a soul is born, it splits into two halves.thats where the concept of soulmates comes from. the video then went on to say that achilles and patroclus were soulmates their lives were so entwined that that one could not live without the other.the idea is so bittersweeet.

DONT SLAP THE CINNAMON ROLL YOU BITCH

poor achilles, that was really shitty of his mom. im glad patroclus is with him now

"Her [Thetis] loathing for me was nothing to what I saw on her face when she looked at Pelus."
WELL OBVIOUSLY SO BECAUSE HE R@PED HER!! UGH this just proves my point that even though i like greek mythology and their heroes and all that, i would hate to live there as a woman cuz id be treated like shit. and just- ugh. no wonder she hates him

"Name on hero who was happy."
..."You can't."
"I can't"
"I know. They never let you be famous and happy... I'll tell you a secret."
"Tell me." I loved it when when he was like this.
"I'm going to be the first." He took my palm and held it to his. "Swear it."
"Why me?"
"Because you are the reason. Swear it."

IM SORRY- THATS SO CUTE. I WANNA BE SOMEONE'S REASON FOR HAPPINESS. THEY DESERVE THE WORLD

"There is no law that gods must be fair Achilles," Chiron said. "And perhaps it is the greatest grief, after all, to be left on earth while another is gone. Don't you think?"

*screams in foreshadowing* im not gonna survive this am i?

chiron from pjo feelin a bit different here.

also bitlife is having a achilles challenge just as i am reading song of achilles, what a nice coincidence.

"What would you have done?" I asked.
"I don't know. I can't imagine it. The way the boy spoke to you." He [Achilles] shrugged. "No one has ever tried to take something from me."
"Never?"
"Never." ... "I don't know," he repeated finally. "I think I would be angry.
😃😃 knowing what i know from the illiad, when a certain bad thing happens and achilles goes into a murderous rage- this fucking hurts me.

mom im scared

OH NO OH NO OH NO
PLS THINGS WERE JUST ABOUT TO BE FIXED UGH CASSIE

CASSIE CLARE I THOUGHT WE FUCKING DISCUSSED THIS. NO MORE INCEST!!!!!!!

i love will sm

that cordeila and and james interaction made me SCREAM

that interaction between cordelia and james made me SCREAM

imma bout to hop threw the pages and fucking butch slap james. he’s in love with cordelia!! and i just- ugh!😤

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!
cassie clare dedicated the book to rick riordan "for letting me use the noble name di Angelo". UNCLE RICK ALSO DEDICATED A BOOK TO HER. it was in magnus chase and he said something along the lines of "thank you for letting me use the name Magnus." we have come full circle😌

alright bitches let's go, i've been waiting for this since summer 2020

its the subtle transphobia for me.
this lady makes me wanna punch a wall.

WAIT WAIT WAIT TOMA WAS SMILING AT THE GOLDFISH. COULD I BE BECAUSE TASUKU ASKED HIM IF HE LIKED GOLDFISH??? COULD TOMA LIKE HIM????? PLS I SHIP IF SO

i think Tommy being that guy who chose her is a misdirect, fingers crossed it’s a misdirect

the artwork is so damn pretty

tierney radiates cottage core lesbian vibes and no i will specify why

whoa sis calm down its ur first date

why the fuck is Libby so obsessed with sex? like i get teenage hormones and everything, but da fuck? shes looking at every boy as if he will be her next fucktoy.
also is the car crash foreshadowing? cuz miss niven over here like to play with our emotions. maybe the cancer thing too

hailey needs to ~disappear~

why do people-