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i will not stand for ABBA slander 😡

“I was kind of angry at Sadie for giving him the cold shoulder and crushing so hard on Anubis, who was 5000 years too old for her and not even human.”

LOUDER!!!!! Except we’re put the blame on Anubis, the 5000yo god, not on the 13yo girl

and there it is, AGAIN, the 5000 yo god who looks like a teenage boy flirting and kissing a 13yo, who the fuck approved this 🥲

you know what, Thoth makes a fair point, I would also be incredibly offended if I was compared to PJO Hermes

ngl i sort of banned anubis x sadie from my memory, he might look like a pre-teen…. that’s a decennia-old god flirting with a 12 yo girl 😭

follow me on my quest to re-read both the Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard before Tuesday 🤪✌🏻

pls stop biting your lip

congratulations Tal, you are officially the last person to find out lmao

“oh they are gay, that explains it. I was perfectly safe after all”

*Aziraphale en Crowley deciding how to raise and influence Warlock*

Aziraphale: We should go as a gardener and nanny, surely they are in need of those.

Crowley [plant-parent since before the ‘70’s, has the most luxurious verdant and beautiful plants in London]: I’ll be the nanny!

fine, i’ll reread good omens 🤧🥲