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Bianca
is 37% done
“What’s a clitometer?”
“A what?”
“A clitometer."
“A clitometer doesn’t exist. A clinometer is a tilt sensor. It’s used for measuring.”
🫠🤣☠️
— Jan 20, 2023 10:12PM
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“A what?”
“A clitometer."
“A clitometer doesn’t exist. A clinometer is a tilt sensor. It’s used for measuring.”
🫠🤣☠️
Tracy
is 34% done
Jennifer Hartmann's writing style never ceases to amaze me.
— Jan 20, 2023 01:55PM
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kaila | kd.reads
is 83% done
why did you have to say it like that Lucy?!!
— Jan 19, 2023 06:52PM
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diana ·˚ ☾⋆。˚
is 77% done
“A girl as sweet as you shouldn’t look like sin,” he murmurs, voice full of grit. “Brings me to my goddamn knees.” 🫠
— Jan 19, 2023 05:43PM
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diana ·˚ ☾⋆。˚
is 56% done
“I’m starting to realize…you can’t miss something you never had.” Me at work: 🤧🤧
— Jan 19, 2023 08:43AM
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diana ·˚ ☾⋆。˚
is 31% done
Since the 20% mark, I haven't stopped crying. 🤧🤧
— Jan 18, 2023 09:01PM
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lila
is 43% done
My reproductive parts perk up with interest in the same way Kiki does when she spots a squirrel in the yard.
umm... like, what??
BUT OMIGOSH AM I LOVIN THIS?! YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES even tho it is a lot cliched sometimes and i wanna roll my eyes, lmao.
— Jan 18, 2023 05:15AM
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umm... like, what??
BUT OMIGOSH AM I LOVIN THIS?! YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES even tho it is a lot cliched sometimes and i wanna roll my eyes, lmao.
lila
is 18% done
this is too good and i'm smiling all the way even tho it might be a lil cliched 😌 it's so fricking sweet and nostalgic somehow...
— Jan 18, 2023 04:24AM
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Amelia
is on page 143 of 294
i love lucy and cal so much pls😭 also the fact that i’ve cried twice and nothing notably traumatic has happened yet scares me 🫠🫠
— Jan 17, 2023 11:42PM
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Poppy
is 13% done
there's tension and hes got tattoos and corded arm muscle 😳
— Jan 17, 2023 11:29AM
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Jessica
is 72% done
Listen, I have a theory- but who the hell knows at this point. I’m loving how slowly the past is revealing itself. This will they won’t they the MCs are playing has me tangled up!
— Jan 15, 2023 01:47PM
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Nichole Haygood
is 66% done
I always find myself reading Jennifer’s books slowly. And it’s because I find comfort in her writing. Like I’m home. I’m never read for the end.
— Jan 14, 2023 12:14PM
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Sharon
is 62% done
Smiling, crying, swooning, cursing, crying. All the damn feelings.
— Jan 13, 2023 01:59PM
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Sharon
is 15% done
How am I already at 15%. This is gonna go way too fast
— Jan 12, 2023 11:18PM
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Jessica
is 25% done
Something that Jennifer does so well is suck you into a story. I’m so intrigued and already invested in Cal and Lucy- & I can’t even begin to tell you how I’m nervous i am bc I know heart break will soon ensue.
— Jan 12, 2023 09:26PM
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Susan Lowe
is on page 80 of 294
All the freaking feels. I'm not sure how this can end.
— Jan 10, 2023 10:07AM
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soph
is 65% done
i love cal especially when he gets jealous & territorial
— Jan 09, 2023 08:46PM
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Fran (fransbookstagram)
is 66% done
Can't stop reading this book!!!!
— Jan 09, 2023 06:11AM
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