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“we won’t talk about land reform because it’s really boring” skill issue

i will get back to this after frankenstein (both my current reads are eating rn, it feels good to be alive)

why is everyone's name gaius I CANNOT KEEP UP

yeah "you too, my child" doesn't have as good a ring to it

"Cicero wrote a letter to his best friend Atticus (it’s cute that they all have best friends)"

so cute

"So Caesar, extremely smoothly and demonstrating why he was generally so good at his job, laughed and replied, ‘I’m not Rex, I’m Caesar!’ as if the crowd had merely, somehow, got his name wrong."

i know ceaser didn't just "hi, hungry i'm dad" his way out of this

"And got Cicero exiled. Then burnt Cicero’s house down."

clodius is absolute batshit but at least he got character

give clodius a break, he is going through a friend breakup

"So Publius, in a fit of sacrilegious rage, launched the chickens into the sea, screaming, ‘If they won’t eat, let them drink,’ and stormed head-first into a catastrophic defeat."

publius like me fr

"It’s hard to call Gaius a good guy (even though he did pull open his toga like an absolute flirt)"

she writes like a brainrot girl, or whatever jens calls it