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final chap tomorrow 🫡

emma is a certified marcus aurelius hater

"And all he had to do was use the courts to murder four people. He didn't even get blood on his tunic; though, as far as Tacitus was concerned, he had drenched his soul in noble blood."

oh tacitus u ate with that

marcus aquilius regulus pulled up and suddenly im hearing timothee chalamet singing about statistics

"Come over to my military camp, the enemy said, let's have tea. Gaius, being apparently an idiot, pottered over, possibly bearing a gift, and was shocked - shocked! - to discover that it was a trap and there was no tea, only stabbings."

himbo core

oh u suck nero

emma shitting on marcus aurelius' repetitive ass writing 😭

tiberius just seems like a chill guy with hella hyperfixations like what do u mean he was the first palaeontologist??

"The lesson, one assumes, is that you can do whatever you like if you're from a good family: go plunder all the provinces and torment all the colonial commoners you like, my friend, as long as your dad is aristocratic and nice."

DEAD BAHAHA