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A história do homem que cortou o membro em dois é a mais cômica/aterrorizante. O resto depois é tranquilo.

Como que pode achar que uma idosa pode explodir assim... ELE FEZ O QUE????

Um francês sobreviveu a uma baioneta lançada na cara e um marinheiro da Prússia sobreviveu a um mastro que caiu no seu peito.

Em 1737, Samuel Wood teve o braço arrancado por um moinho de vento em Londres, mas sobreviveu graças a um torniquete natural formado pelos tecidos que envolvem a artéria subclávia. Em 1776, um granadeiro hessiano sobreviveu a um tiro que atravessou sua cabeça, da sobrancelha até o ouvido do outro lado, na Batalha de Trenton, saindo partes dos ossos pelo ouvido antes de se curar em dois meses.

The Wandering Musket Ball : em 1643, Robert Fielding estava lutando na guerra civil da Inglaterra no lado do Rei. Ele foi atingido por uma bala de mosquete um pouco abaixo do olho. Por um tempo ele conseguia cuspir pedaços de osso do crânio que tinham quebrado. Ele só foi tirar a bala em 1672.

This is taking me so long to get through.... the author isn't witty or clever enough to be interjecting his own thoughts this much

> A child suffers spinal injury in the eighteenth century.
The doctor's big brain energy: APPLY LEECHES TO EACH SIDE OF THE SPINE.

"Ce masturbateur vraiment extraordinaire".

This entire chapter made my jaw drop. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

consider me unamused at how 3/4 of the stories have been about a man’s ass thus far. i didn’t realize the humour was of this nature.

OMFG….this has some dark humor going…wow.
🤦‍♀️😂 Some people should NOT breed!

Finally moving on to the “horrifying operations” section of the book.

Hidden Dangers

Tall Tales

Remarkable Recoveries

Horrifying Operations

Dubious Remedies

Mysterious Illnesses

Part 1: Unfortunate Predicaments

Very interesting all the cases it discusses!

I probably should’ve picked something else but what the hell I’m gonna finish it

Alright yeah definitely am glad I was born during the age of modern medicine

The only appropriate thing to listen to while doing the dishes

Do yourself a favor and skip over the "He Sliced His Penis In Two" chapter. I ASSURE you it is about 1,000x worse than you would ever conjure up in your sickest imaginations. At some points, I had to stop after every new sentence to regain enough composure and bravery to read further. I regret not skipping it at the moment it split, it gets so SO much worse. Do not let your curiosity win, let it be. I beg you

"In brief, the plan was to excise the tumor while liberating the penis and testicles from their fleshy prison."

This is maybe the 5th or 6th time that the phrase "liberate the penis" has shown up, and I love that

This should be a relatively quick and easy read. So, I’ve decided to go ahead and start it again from the beginning. I think the last time I touched this book was over a year ago.

Kkkkkk que livro engraçado

Pretty amusing, actually

ah sim meu livro de cabeceira é sobre casos esquisitos da medicina...

I am finding this very interesting, but still deciding if I have the stomach to finish haha. New fears unleashed.