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Cackling at Conor pls this is serious

I love a vengeful woman ❤️‍🔥

AYOOOOOOOO now that's what I'm talking abouttt 😭😭🙌🏼

I’m going to be sick

this is so crazy good

i’m going to need people to start being dumb and making mistakes with each other soon or i’m gonna lose it

obsessed would be an understatement

K. Conor, u get a cookie. He goes to see dad. Says how Lin told him all. He needs to believe that she is safe because she is not w him. Or he will die, gets strength from remembering she loves him. He sent them all away, so the baddies will make a move. Thinking he is alone, weak. But he is not. Says that he and dad can defeat them together. Markus patted C head w claw and agreed.
Okay. BUT. I still need L/C.

Feelings. He needs her warehouse full of weapons to take on the baddies. Gang all work together. He is exiled too. So they are up in the air too. Conor needs to say ilu to Lin. They all will be apart, hopefully stupid ass Conor pays attention. And then team up and save the day. Somehow Conor and the new Goddess/sorcerer stone queen can get MARRIED. Kel and Ann can go be boring together. And I will be happy. Ok? Ok

Kel into the crocodile waters. But the amulet kept him safe. He swam away and passed out on shore. Hm. Els had no more stone but knows of Lin. Kel was "killed" by Conor. She won't give up. Whatever lady. Oh ok. There must be a final book. Ok. Lin and Conor still have a chance. Kel figured it out who Beck is. Met Jerrod. Anna comes clean. He feel lied too, etc. all the hurty feelings abound. Neither will admit their

Asher ( cos u ain't Andy to me) broke his staff and handed Lin the prayer. She will go do this thing. She had BEST not disappear. She had BEST get her hea w Conor. Cos she still loves him, is still worried. Conor left a key for Kel, he also freed another. He crawled out and down. Then Conor dragged Kel to the cliffs. Kel was resigned. Conor kissed his forehead and gave him the Artal amulet. Says u will not die. Shove

Read another book by this woman if this doesn't have a satisfying ending. Frfr. Cos this is bullshit. Some dumb maid was given a package from Jerrod. It's an enchanted amulet that will keep his dumbass safe. From Beck. That C will do the right thing. Istg. Holy. Shit. Andy is that Asher dude!!! Who was exiled. Aron came to announce her as Goddess. That she will do an ordeal control power etc. Holy. Shit.

Istfg if this bitch doesn't give me an hea I am going to be PISSED. Lin tells Conor she loves him, tries to get him to understand but nope. She would be w him, anyway she can. Kisses but nope. He knows that she lied too. He won't listen. He says that she and Kel are his weakness. Royally orders her away from him, the palace. No more patient king. She says fine, toss me in w Kel, but u need to hear this.
I will never

Know? Can he save Kel? I doubt she has lost Conor. If she loves him...
Legate is such a bastard. Will let Kel be killed. Conor can't be seen as weak etc. The baddies don't know that they know? Poor Kel. Mayesh got fired by queen and prince. For saying trust Kel. Andy won't let them go get Kel. Can't cross paths. Lin says she will go. M says that C asked about the Askar. And she says Conor. She hopes he will listen

Great. Now Lin is in exile. Ffs. Miriam calls out Aron. You saw what I did- the Goddess. Kel is in that prison. This book is pissing me off now lmao Lin was out for three days. Mayesh took her to Andy. He gave her the stone. Still powered up. The guy that hates her exiled her. Claimed that the real Goddess wouldn't have fainted. He wants her to use the power. But she is tired. Miriam was saved tho. What else does M

Other) Andy (?) slipped a note that Angie was leaving. She had a knife out, explained. She can leave on her elephant w Arden. She knows that Els wants her dead. They are not trusting the Malgasi. She leaves as hell breaks loose. Conor and em run in. Joss tells a guard to arrest Kel.
Wow fuck them all. Conor is going to be confused and upset. But f them and f Legate who TOLD Kel to do this. He lies. Is he in in it 2

I’m finding my stride again,,, forgot how addictive this world is

Enough? Yup. I think the sickness left her. Her hands looked wild and she saw Els. Mad. Says fear me to Els, fire goes loose. Power fades, I assume she faints? Markus said that the sword catcher has more to it than ppl know. That is why he wanted one for Kel. Els wants Kel separated from Conor. Els feels the pain, the magic sees Lin. Then fire breaks out. Joss is seven. While waiting for Conor ( they ran into each

They made him agree that Conor would marry their princess. F turned and stopped giving the meds to keep the bird at bay. Now it wants freedom. He saw that Lin's trial. The Goddess can defeat them- hence why they want them gone. He can power up her stone. Help her save the country. Hm. Lin raced there after. Mayesh walked in w her. Miriam is the test! Heal her. Wow. Did Markus know? He said he saw it. Is the power

Something off. She may let him live. King dumped a shit ton of info. He heard the bird crying, checked it out, killed it. But it longed to be reborn. The Malgasi were using it to power up their stones. Kept it caged. It passed it's blood and power to Markus. He fled w Fausten. They can't kill Markus cos of the bird. He is transforming to the bird. Lin saw his burnt up clawed hands. Conor has some of the magic too.

He is desperate to keep her near him. He needs to put his ppl first. She is frightened to love him. So, if Lin goes to see Conor; because he took away the order, would that let him know that she returns his affection? Seven is not Ciprian! Damn it. Who is it? Elsbet has a stone inside her. Needs a new one. Arden will take Angie out. Els wants them dead too. Ugh, go away lady. Ha. Arden overheard! Seven needs to pull

Whoa. Kel wakes up to Conor and Joss discussing how Ciprian was found dead! Artal too was found. Kel, Meren, Ji-An, and Andy discuss wtf. Lin comes in and says that the king invited her, Kel bring her, Conor and King are in danger. Kel will tell Conor everything they know. Kel point blank asks if Lin loves Conor cos he obviously loves her. Explained how Conor offered her the mistress role cos that is all he can do

deeply obsessed with Merren

i have nothing to say i have no idea where this plot is going

y'all, both main love stories have NO SOLUTIONS and I know it's forbidden romance, Cassandra Clare's mastermind writing and all (and the series is not done) but IM SCARED
Kel, Conor, Lin, Andreyen, Ji-An and even the Exilarch smash (I'm just spending my time giggling yes)

One day, I’ll be less confused

MAGICCCCCCC

SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

These characters are so obstinate

I'm just hoping the ending of this book doesn't wreck me for the next week