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Amelia
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"If all the presidents had been television shows, Gerald Ford would have been a PBS find drive." Hahahahaha
— Jul 08, 2016 10:08PM
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destini
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"JUST BE THE GIRL. DO NOT KILL ANYONE."
"I JUST GAVE A THIRTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD EX-CON A BLOW JOB. DO I GET PAYED EXTRA?"
*laughs into eternity*
— Jul 07, 2016 10:17AM
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"I JUST GAVE A THIRTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD EX-CON A BLOW JOB. DO I GET PAYED EXTRA?"
*laughs into eternity*
destini
is 30% done
this book is so funny.
have i said that already?
well, i'll say it again.
this book is SO FUNNY. i love it.
— Jul 06, 2016 08:05PM
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have i said that already?
well, i'll say it again.
this book is SO FUNNY. i love it.
destini
is 10% done
I gave up and started eating the apple. "Dead women who don't speak. Sounds right up Roger's alley."
Roger was like the Edgar Allen Poe of stupid people. He'd been making movies about women who were dead or dying, who didn't have much to say, for as long as his stringy hair had been ponytailed into a cliché.
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD.
— Jul 06, 2016 06:06PM
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Roger was like the Edgar Allen Poe of stupid people. He'd been making movies about women who were dead or dying, who didn't have much to say, for as long as his stringy hair had been ponytailed into a cliché.
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD.
Sara!
is on page 124 of 293
"...your average guy won't notice anything you change about yourself short of missing limbs. If you came in armless, he might ask if you got a haircut," hahahahaha.
— Jun 29, 2016 06:22PM
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