Status Updates From Plot Twist

"My agent is pestering me. She sent me an email this morning with the subject heading, 'Wherefore art thou, Riley?' I didn't want to point out that wherefore actually means 'why' and not 'where'. Although, why is a good question, too, I guess."
"Wherefore art though such a literary geek?" I replied.

"Do I need to ask to use the toilet?" he teased.
"Yup," I replied. "And you're only allowed to talk just now because it's 'discussion' time. Silence during sprints."