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TRASHY ALIEN LIZARD ROMANC LET’S GOOOO

Caí en la tentación.

Go off girlie pop!

The way this is written and the comparisons you can make with people from African countries makes it painfully obvious that this is written by a white person. Well-meaning but it misses the beat by just 2 seconds.

It would be like when I would write about a person who is in pain. I can describe pain but not really everything behind it.

I… blood is very much not a lubricant. That’s like saying piss can be used as a lubricant. Stop it. Be better.

Wait I know i skipped a lot of the foreplay talk but nothing about how to her on? No talk about erogonous zones? Just go slow? What about your orgasmes woman?! Are. You. Joking? “Hey cool story my first time there will be blood, just go slow and I will just lie there. Yes this is foreplay whatever do you mean? Oh yeah some kissing will be required. Mkay thanks.”

Ugh hymen nonsense.

I really despise the ‘Women bleed the first time.’ It’s such bullcrap. If she does, something else is going on. Use more lube, relax more, do something else beside insert tab A into tab B, but for everything that’s holy: Don’t force it!

Zucht it’s almost enough to DNF the book but I’m curious to see where the story goes. I will skip this nonsense though.

me duele que el ibooks no me marque que sí estoy leyendo sólo pq lo tengo en pdf 😞

SHRIEKING GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET

Yep, I'm finally reading this book ! An alien romance classic. The cover is horrible but the writing style is great and the premise is quite funny. I hope I'll finally get out of my alien smut rabbit hole after this one 😂

pasaron cosas

un lagarto tiene más maduración emocional q cualquier flaco

Lo emepecé hace una hora y ya estoy amando mucho a Olix 😿

Olix watching videos to be with Susan is so funny🤣.

Olix I don't like you, for now🙄.

si le está gustando 🤑

no sé cómo llegué aquí pero aquí estamos

Don't ask me why i'm reading that book, it's just some bet with a friend, haha.

Yes, I'm reading this and I don't care what you think. It's free and it's fun. It's like a comic book.

Hasta ahora va bien, ypor lo que veo, se viene lo bueno.

F: me encanta la comunicación entre ellos y lo dulces que son el uno con el otro, las escenas están hot. Muy corto de leer y entretenido pero no creo q lo relea nunca

Ta too en inglish :c

Increíble cómo me estoy leyendo esto tan rápido.
Será otra saga que leeré este año. 👌

Por fin empecé esta saga. Y en mayor parte es gracias a @montse_reads 😏
Me había intentado leer el del maga, dragón y el del minotauro pero no entendía las referencias, así que decidí empezar bien, desde el principio.

I’m so sorry LMAO I keep hearing people say that this book is incredible and I simply must sate my curiosity. This is absolutely unhinged and the cover title premise is concerning but here we go

I really don't know what I think but it's keeping my attention?

“…la igualdad de genero era algo real entre su gente. El hecho de que machos y hembras poseyeran una fuerza física casi idéntica sin duda influía en ello”

Feel like they added a lizardman to be different wjen there is no difference in dating a human (in terms of plot). So domestic like.

“la piel de los humanos también se enrojecía cuando estaban contentos?”