Status Updates From Divide & Conquer (Cut & Run...

"You really have no concept of how close you are to not getting fucked, do you?" Ty asked darkly. Zane shut his mouth and watched Ty closely for clues. He didn't think he'd pushed too much, but he could have miscalculated. "That's what I thought," Ty growled before roughly kissing Zane again.

:D

"And Grady, the next time you and your partner want to blow something up, at least pretend you're sorry afterward, got it?"
"Yes, sir," Ty said as he opened his eyes and shifted to a slightly less outwardly miserable position. He wasn't sorry, though. That fax machine had deserved what it got. And Zane had laughed his ass off.

Ty folded his hands over his chest and the white words on his blue T-shirt–"Relax, I'm hilarious"–and hunched his shoulders as he turned to look up at the concrete structure behind them. "Goddammit, it's not on fire!"

LMAO

"Fire alarm. Time to go," Ty announced calmly as he turned the water off and grabbed his towel from the far wall of the shower stall. He didn't even dry off. He just wrapped the towel around his hips and headed for the exit as if there were nothing unusual about it.
"Ty! You can't go outside soaking wet and practically naked in the middle of goddamn January!"
"Cold is better than on fire."

Not only do I start into more Ty & Zane, but in the first page you mention a riot caused by a Ravens loss to the Steelers?
Do you really love me that much?
I think you do!

I am a sucker for angst but dang give these boys a break? (jk jk keep the pain coming)

HNNNN...