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I love it. I love it. I love it. The guy reading the audiobook does a killer impression and it adds a whole lot to the experience.

I have completely lost the plot on the TV fridge story. I seem to have been reading this same story for hours but apparently it's only been 10 minutes. Times works different in purgatory I guess.

There was also some nut whose act consisted of standing on a chair, jumping straight up into the air and then diving and landing square on his head. Not on his hands, mind you; they were held tight to his sides. No, he would land smack on his goddamn head.

It was a short act but it certainly was a hell of an opener.
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It was like the flash that I have heard morphine addicts describe, a warm sensual blanket that comes after a cold, sick rejection.
I was hooked.
W O O F

An active homosexual is one who does the doing, and the passive is one who just lies back.
You'll never see this in an AAA driving manual, but that's the way it is.
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"I just wanted to shake the hand that patted the ass of Lana Turner"

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The Navy taught me a sterile sense of cleanliness, punctuality, and gave me the security of belonging. For the first time I was able to relate to my fellow man.

2/ doesn't hang up his clothes.

Lonesome people are a vast neglected segment of that mythical American Public the advertising men are always talking about. One mustn't assume that all lonely people are pensioners, old maids, and physically handicapped shut ins. There are lonesome young men who sit in the Greyhound Bus Station and there are secretaries who live in immaculate apartments that they wouldn't mind having messed up by some guy who doesn't

Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?

Big big biiiig fan of wistfullness

Then, too, they were my mother and father-the mother and father I had always dreamed about- and I always had good company, which made me think about all the lonesome people who lived in furnished rooms with their container of milk or can of beer on the window ledge.

I found this book on the side of a street, it caught my interest and I started reading it. I had No clue who Lenny Bruce is, but I do now. It has also lead me into a google search rabbit hole. Interesting.

this man is so crazy interesting

him being denied medical treatment because of what the media said about him literally wtf

lenny please enough with the court transcripts

LENNY WAS A WRITER IN A MOVIE? literally what didn't he do

“So I made up my mind. I would become a priest.” TOO UNSERIOUS

this man has lived so many lives and i'm not even halfway through the book

the plan lenny made to be discharged from the army i cannot😭

In 1965 this book by a comic was published, including: “ but the doctor also knows that constant inappropriate usage of penicillin and aureomycin and other antibiotics is breeding strains of bacteria that are resistant to these drugs…”

This in the middle of a rant about the disproportionate illegality of marijuana. Have we moved at all in the last 60 years?

“Lonesome people are a vast neglected segment of that mythical American Public the advertising men are always talking about.”

“That’s how it goes—-one generation saves to buy rubbers for the kids on a rainy day, and when it comes they sit out under a tree getting soaking wet and digging the lightning.”

Me está dejando bastante frío la verdad. Tengo que ver Lenny con Dustin Hoffman de nuevo.

Reject “my wife guys” embrace “I told her I loved her and I was coming home. Honey and I were married. I was wed to a stripper! I immediately began dressing as a priest and started soliciting money from rich white people for a fake charity scheme for my own profit to support honey, my wife-who-is-a-stripper’s earnings.”

I’m coming back to finish this bastard I swear to all that is holy

WHAT HAPPENS WITH YOU AND HONEY LENNY, HUH??

You’ll never guess what I found

More court stuff this time told better

Court seem was interesting but section where the performance was played out was confusing

I liked this chapter really makes you simpathised with married life

If they (religouse figures) condone capital punishment then they should stop bitiching about Jesus


What's a fun? Most interesting about this book is that it feels as though it could have been written today like this book's on the most 70 years old now, but it feels like it was. It's so modern and it makes it hard to it means. I gotta remind myself that this is such a long time ago.