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I have completely lost the plot on the TV fridge story. I seem to have been reading this same story for hours but apparently it's only been 10 minutes. Times works different in purgatory I guess.

There was also some nut whose act consisted of standing on a chair, jumping straight up into the air and then diving and landing square on his head. Not on his hands, mind you; they were held tight to his sides. No, he would land smack on his goddamn head.

It was a short act but it certainly was a hell of an opener.
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It was like the flash that I have heard morphine addicts describe, a warm sensual blanket that comes after a cold, sick rejection.
I was hooked.
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An active homosexual is one who does the doing, and the passive is one who just lies back.
You'll never see this in an AAA driving manual, but that's the way it is.
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