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moncho7 Mier Gonzalez
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He had trouble with his car... they found half a pound of pot in the trunk.
— Feb 06, 2012 05:53PM
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Mark
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Why can't you just say, "I want to be with you, and hug and kiss you." No, it's "Come up while I change my shirt." Or coffee. "Let's have a cup of coffee." In 50 years, coffee will be another dirty word.
— Oct 30, 2010 07:33PM
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Mark
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"God made my body and if it is dirty, then the imperfection lies with the Manufacturer, not the product. Do not remove this tag under the penalty of law."
— Oct 25, 2010 06:04PM
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Mark
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Officer: "Do you enjoy wearing women's clothing?" Lenny Bruce: "Sometimes" O: "When is that?" L: "When they fit."
— Oct 22, 2010 09:28AM
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Mark
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"And, with a very clinical attitude, she unbuttoned my pants."
— Oct 21, 2010 07:21PM
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Mornblade Keltoislave
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I would rather my child see a stag film than The Ten Commandments or King of Kings
— Mar 19, 2010 07:18AM
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