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“Yo mama is so fat… when God said, “Let there be light,” he had to ask her to move out of the way.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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“Yo mama is so fat… all she wanted for Christmas was to see her feet!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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“Yo mama is so stupid… she stole free bread.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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“Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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