Charlie

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
― Mark Twain

“I lost Susy thirteen years ago; I lost her mother--her incomparable mother!--five and a half years ago; Clara has gone away to live in Europe and now I have lost Jean. How poor I am, who was once so rich! . . . Jean lies yonder, I sit here; we are strangers under our own roof; we kissed hands good-by at this door last night--and it was forever, we never suspecting it. She lies there, and I sit here--writing, busying myself, to keep my heart from breaking. How dazzling the sunshine is flooding the hills around! It is like a mockery. Seventy-four years ago twenty-four days. Seventy-four years old yesterday. Who can estimate my age today?”
― Mark Twain

“I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.”
― Mark Twain

“Hello, I must be going.”
― Groucho Marx