Purcheria

“He chuckles. “I won’t pry, but I should probably get some discipline in here somewhere. Or some fatherly advice. What’s your poison?”
See? Cool Dad. I stand up, shakin’ my head. “Just tell me how one girl can make me act like a psycho, then I’ll be on my way.”
“You know, I’m still tryin’ to figure that out.”
― Becca Ann, Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“I can feel infinitely alive curled up on the sofa reading a book.”
― Benedict Cumberbatch

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.