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“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!”
Matthew D. Heines, Deceptions of the Ages: "Mormons" Freemasons and Extraterrestrials

Matthew D. Heines
“If Jeb Bush gets elected, I'll know that on my way back from overseas, I entered Biff Tannen's parallel universe.”
Matthew Heines

“Wisdom of the Ages "The Marshawn" US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shooting them. Biggest expense: maintaining the dreadlocks hanging off the turret.”
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Matthew D. Heines
“Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable.”
Matthew Heines

Matthew D. Heines
“Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?”
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